Hey Dims ya wanna win back boys....
A few things you should know
Cool can't be bought .
Cool can't be taught .
Cool you aint got.
Your other problem...
Your women, they aint hot .
You don't even know if they are women or not.
Figure that out and ya may have shot.
Congratulations to @wilbner and @derrickhhurd. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg!
@wilbner What was your Saturday morning routine as a child?
@derrickhhurd Who was the most impressive person you ever knew? Who was the most disappointing?
Congratulations to @ACDC_Guy. Your question was chosen for tonight’s ask Greg!
@ACDC_Guy Clint Eastwood turns 95 on Saturday, what is your favorite Clint movie?
DAMNED IF YOU DON'T
An explanation: The monsters who were feeding upon us are now paraded in naked treachery before us. Hissing and spitting toothless rage the democrats are dragged into the arena. Yes it's gloating and beneath us but history MUST be served by fearless introspection (or suffer repetition) and sometimes you have to give an ignominious clown his due. This Gorgon, this atrocity ... you begrudge us a laugh or two? Get a clue.
It will be a Tyranny and yes a blood bath too. Thank the Democrats who made our Fascist dreams come true. We couldn't have done it without such excellence in fatuous amorality ... such exquisite fortunes fools.
Everything about the last four years was toxic by intention. The enemy was in the house and mirrors reflecting only the grotesquerie of everyone who ever was, or whoever did anything beautifully. Losers thrived and winners existed only in haunted memories of a more heroic time. Painful to remember class and gallantry, grunge instead as cloying ...
Morning Gutter Gang. And even though it's raining like crazy up here, today is a much brighter morning than yesterday for us at Casa de Tegarty.
Do you know how they practice safe sex in Muslim countries?
They brand the goats and sheep that kick.
Did you hear about the dyslexic rabbi?
He walked around saying "Yo". (did everyone get that?)
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
To a different pub.
Have a good all.
