Italian mafia boss hired a deaf accountant, Guido, and after a while he found out his accountant stole 10 million from him.
He goes to pay Guido a visit with his lawyer that knew sign language and to get him to talk where he hid the money.
He tells the lawyer to translate, "Ask him where the money is!" The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, "Where's the money?" Guido replies, "I have no idea what you're talking about." The lawyer translates to the mobster: "He says he has no idea what you're talking about." The mobster pulled out a gun, pointed at Guidos head and said, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!" The lawyer tells Guido, "He will kill you if you don't tell him." Guido replied in sign language, "OK! You won! The money is in brown briefcases, buried behind my Uncle Bruno's house." Mafioso asks the lawyer,
"What does he say?"
Lawyer:
"He says you don't have the balls to shoot!"
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