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What's the secret to your happy marriage?
The future son in law asks his future father in law.
Well son, I took my new wife to the Grand canyon for our honeymoon. We rented mules to go down into the canyon. About a ¼ mile in the mule my betrothed was on steped into a hole on the trail and almost threw her. She whispered into it's ear "that's one"
About a ½ mile down the trail the mule steped on a rock and again almost threw her. She whispered into it's ear "that's two"
About ¾ mile in the mule tripper over a branch in the trail and my bride was thown to the ground. She got up, picked up the branch and beat that poor mule to death.
In horror I looked at her and said "sweetheart what the hell did you do that for?!"
She just looked at me and quietly said "that's one"
That was our last argument. Been happy ever since.
Mornin

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Cruise Day 8 - Busan, South Korea.

From afar, this port city looks inviting. Up close, it's a bit grungy with bad air quality (my asthma inhaler was getting quite the workout).

The one place that was very picturesque was the Gamcheon Culture Village. It's a colorful neighborhood of hillside homes, shops and cafes that overlook the harbor (see photos).

Man I miss The Professor.
I knew his views on gaza and the mideast .
Superman.
Frank Lloyd Wright Houses.
And his Deceased Wife , Who he held on pedestal til the day he died .
I would like to know what he thought of the "Protesters"...
I think he would have been on their side in a way , but hated their message.
What he thought about the craziness over one "Gangbanger"...
I think he would have thought how crazy, and then advocate for non violent illegals ...
I just miss The Professor.

Watching news tonight & seeing Larry David’s so clever 😬Hitler note.
Come on, Larry! Your guys have been Dick-tator-like for a long time. You just want YOUR brand of Hitler. Trump’s so far from being Hitler that you hate him for it.
So much freedom!! That can’t be right - in YOUR world. Cuz people need to be forced to ‘do the right things’ in your world/mind???? Right!!???

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