Two red necks are speeding through Texas. They fly by a Texas patrol officer who hits the cherries and pulls them over.
The cop approaches the driver who rolls down his window and drawls a defiant- "Whaaat?"
Without saying a word, the officer puts out his baton and whacks the guy in the face. Hard. "Oh, damn, man! What the hell?!?"
The officer then walks over to the passenger side and taps on the glass with his stick. The kid slides the glass down and before he can open his mouth, the officer hits him just as hard!
"Wha... What the hell was THAT for?!?"
"Why I was just making your wish come true, boy."
"What the hell you talk in' about?!"
The cop takes off his sunglasses and wipes them casually on his shirt:
"Well, son, I just know you wouldn't have gotten a mile down the road before you turned to your friend and said- "I sure wish he woulda' tried that shit with me!!!"
Mornin
Congrats to @APalm, @BusGal1970, @cheepchic. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg!
@apalm What’s something you would like to forget but can’t?
@BusGal1970 Is there any advice you would give your 10-year-old self that might keep you out of trouble as a teenager?
@cheepchic What do you see yourself doing in 20 years?
Here are the first Two questions @apalm, @BusGal1970. @cheepchic will be in it’s own post.
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First port stop on the cruise, and I've got the flu. So my husband and daughter will be going on the shore excursion without me.
But if I have to stay behind, at least it's nice to have a balcony by the sea and free room service! 😁
