A married couple with kid gets h*rny...
on a Sunday morning and thinks about how they can have some time to "cuddle". So they tell their son to go stand on the balcony and look if he can see something new going on in the neighbourhood.
So their son stands on the balcony and they get going. After a few minutes he yells: "Dad, dad! The Myers got a new car!" Dad dutifully but a little out of breath answers: "Fine, fine, that's nice son. Keep looking if you see something else."
Their son keeps looking and after a while he reports back to his dad again. "Dad, dad! The Smiths have a lawn mower robot now!" His dad, pantingly shouts back: "Well, that's wonderful! Keep looking, keep looking."
So he keeps looking and another few minutes he shouts: "Dad, dad! The Wilsons are having s*x!" Dad stops totally confused and after a few seconds he asks: "How would you know?"
"Their son has been standing on the balcony looking around for 10 minutes now!"
Mornin
They want to upgrade from their electric scooters!! My friends and I went for a hike today and decided to go to Walnut Creek for lunch after our grueling workout. For some reason, all the parking lots were full. And then the protesters. . They were definitely 80% 65 and older. Walkers. Masks. Canes. I'm serious.
Mark was smart to stay back and work in the yard.
You read it right—Greg will be in KNOXVILLE April 26. If you don't have your tickets yet, you're going to miss a great show—so get them NOW! This season's kick off in Pennsylvania and Indiana were nothing short of awesome.
Here 's the deal. Let us know if you are coming to the show and we will ingratiate you with a new membership exclusive for ACTIVE SUPPORTERS. Simply reply to this post if you are attending and we will get back to you with the details.
There's a rumor that the show with the most ACTIVE SUPPORTERS in attendance will be in for a little surprise at the end the season.
That's right...Greg is coming to the great Spartanburg Memorial Auditorium in South Carolina on April 27. If you don't have your tickets yet, you're going to miss a great show—so get them NOW! This season's kick off in Pennsylvania and Indiana were nothing short of awesome.
Here 's the deal. Let us know if you are coming to the show and we will ingratiate you with a new membership exclusive for ACTIVE SUPPORTERS. Simply reply to this post if you are attending and we will get back to you with the details.
There's a rumor that the show with the most ACTIVE SUPPORTERS in attendance will be in for a little surprise at the end the season.
