little johnny finally got to the third date....
and knowing the reputation of the girl he was seeing, knew that he would "get lucky" on this one... so off to the drug store he goes to get a condom.
"i got a hot date tonight and i need a condom!" he tells the employee there, who hands it over almost immediately...
"that'll be a dollar, plus tax" says the employee...
"tax?" little johnny asks...
"don't they stay on by themselves?"
Mornin
Congratulations to @MissMommapanda and @NJFLA. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg!
@Missmommapanda: You can go back in time and grab one item that you miss from your 20's- what would it be?
@NJFLA: What’s something that people think makes them look cool but actually has the opposite effect?
You read it right—Greg will be in KNOXVILLE April 26. If you don't have your tickets yet, you're going to miss a great show—so get them NOW! This season's kick off in Pennsylvania and Indiana were nothing short of awesome.
Here 's the deal. Let us know if you are coming to the show and we will ingratiate you with a new membership exclusive for ACTIVE SUPPORTERS. Simply reply to this post if you are attending and we will get back to you with the details.
There's a rumor that the show with the most ACTIVE SUPPORTERS in attendance will be in for a little surprise at the end the season.
That's right...Greg is coming to the great Spartanburg Memorial Auditorium in South Carolina on April 27. If you don't have your tickets yet, you're going to miss a great show—so get them NOW! This season's kick off in Pennsylvania and Indiana were nothing short of awesome.
Here 's the deal. Let us know if you are coming to the show and we will ingratiate you with a new membership exclusive for ACTIVE SUPPORTERS. Simply reply to this post if you are attending and we will get back to you with the details.
There's a rumor that the show with the most ACTIVE SUPPORTERS in attendance will be in for a little surprise at the end the season.
What's your Hump Day dinner? I'm making Serios Eats Basic Bolognese with homemade sourdough bread. And salad, of course.
https://www.seriouseats.com/basic-ragu-bolognese-recipe
