Congratulations to @steve-allen. Your question was chosen For tonight‘s Gutfeld!
@Steve-Allen: What do you wish you would have done more of when you were young?
“My middle name is not ‘Grace’.”
We had severe a weather event over the past weekend here in the greater Hotlanta area.
I’m currently staying in the proximity of three women, so we had to ‘prepare’.
There was a chance of a tornado, therefore we made sure that everything was indoors or strapped down.
We (my wife and I )had just bought ‘outdoor’ furniture ( couch, two chairs, and a coffee table) to enjoy the outdoors while parked here. We’ve awnings and an outdoor television, so we’ve set up an outdoor ‘living room’.
All of this furniture had to go
Into the garage 75 yds away.
I’m a smart man, I loaded it all on to the back of ‘The Dude’.
I pulled around to the garage, and began to unload the furniture which is comprised of solid eucalyptus wood slats with cushions.
My darling bride told me to wait for her assistance.
Pbbbt!
I’m a man!
I’m still a strong SOB, I don’t need no stinking help!
I snatched the couch (sans cushions) up over my head and stepped back from the truck.
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