Hope you had a Cake-tastic birthday @PhillipH!
Congratulations to @steve-allen. Your question was chosen For tonight‘s Gutfeld!
@Steve-Allen: What do you wish you would have done more of when you were young?
Hey, y'all... my wonderful daughter, Ariel, who I love more than life, is sick and back in the hospital again. Ken and I spent time with her today. I know she's not a baby but I still hate being away from her and not knowing how she is. Most of the nurses n Drs have been great but I've got a not very nice one tonight.
Anyway, here's a collage of us that I made recently. She's definitely got Ken's light eyes and hair and smile, but she looks a bit like me, too. Please pray for her to keep getting better. 🙏 🥺🥺 Also, we need prayer, too.
Trump has now deployed @johnconner2046 to the Northern Border to work on relations with the future 51st state of Canada. First, he has gotten them to agree to stop calling Canadian Bacon "Bacon", it is obviously ham. Canada Geese when entering the US will need a green card, and for the remanider of Trump's term to NOT fly in a V formation but in a W formation(W is for Winning). And in a major swap, we are trading Mark Ruffalo for Ryan Renolds. Poutine is to be considered a class A drug and as dangerous as Fentanyl. In tribute to @johnconner2046 , a joke and some memes.
After Trump gets through with them, this will be true
The national board game of Canada
Sorry
Canada will have a mission to the moon.
Name- Apollo-G
National Disease of Canada
Hepatitis "Eh"
