Well, I just got done at West Park Urgent Care, and I have some good news. I tested negative for both the flu and the Coof, and I've lost another 3 lbs.. That means I'm now 287 lbs. - a 73-lb. loss - and I'm not contagious.
The doctor checked me out after the tests were done, and my lungs are clear, my heart is good, and I have no swelling in my glands. I just have body aches, a screaming headache, and postnasal drip, and he told me to take some Tylenol, close my blinds, and get some rest when I get home. And I fully intend to do just that.
Now I'm home, and I just had one of my meal prep bowls of vegetable beef soup for lunch. And I have my blinds closed and will be taking my meds and some Tylenol in a few minutes, and I'm going to rest this afternoon and go to bed early tonight. But don't worry. I'll catch The Five and GUTFELD! when I get up in the morning, before I go to PSR.
And now, with another Jericho Cruise video to follow...
Today is Monday, March 3rd, and our fearless...
Congratulations to @KentC. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@kenyC. Who was your biggest tv/movie crush? Did you ever meet them?
Tickets still available for our last 4 shows of the year.
Join us...
Sat, Sept 19, Henderson, NV, Lees Family Forum
Gutfeld, Shillue & Joe Machi
Sun, Sept 20, Clarksville, TN, F&M Bank Arena
Gutfeld, Shillue & Joe Machi
Sat, Oct 17, Peoria, IL, Peoria Civic Center
Gutfeld, Shillue & Jeff Dye
Sun, Oct 18, St. Charles, MO, Family Arena
Gutfeld, Shillue & Jeff Dye
Go to www.GGUTFELD.com/live for tickets!
Live from the waiting room… Greg has thoughts
Update #3. No need to return tomorrow
Update #2 the vending machine in the juror lounge has Funyons. This is why America is great.
Just been called
Currently in a big room for jury duty. I feel compelled to nominate myself as jury foreman immediately. Then later tell them I’m guilty of the crime they’ve accused the defendant of. I learned this from Clint Eastwood.
I just watched a long video about being an unbiased juror. I thought it sucked.
Why are you here.
I think I’ll be dismissed the moment I tell them I know Jesse Watters.
Jury update: no paper towels in the bathroom. Hand cleanser empty at all spots. None of the clocks are set at the right time. My yelp review is going to be scathIng.
A friend just told me racism gets you excused from jury duty. I already checked off “white” on my nationality so I’ll let them do the work.
No air conditioning in this place. Jesse got better treatment...
