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March 03, 2025

Well, I just got done at West Park Urgent Care, and I have some good news. I tested negative for both the flu and the Coof, and I've lost another 3 lbs.. That means I'm now 287 lbs. - a 73-lb. loss - and I'm not contagious.
The doctor checked me out after the tests were done, and my lungs are clear, my heart is good, and I have no swelling in my glands. I just have body aches, a screaming headache, and postnasal drip, and he told me to take some Tylenol, close my blinds, and get some rest when I get home. And I fully intend to do just that.
Now I'm home, and I just had one of my meal prep bowls of vegetable beef soup for lunch. And I have my blinds closed and will be taking my meds and some Tylenol in a few minutes, and I'm going to rest this afternoon and go to bed early tonight. But don't worry. I'll catch The Five and GUTFELD! when I get up in the morning, before I go to PSR.
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Read a version of this joke yesterday and it reminded me @johnconner2046 whom I miss dearly on this board. In his honor, and hoping he is well...a joke and some memes.


John comes home from the Doctor and he tells Mo, "The doctor says its important for you to know that I have "daily sex".

Mo-"Why does that sound made up?"

John-"No, my doctor says its completely common for some people to have their letters all mixed up."

Mo-after a couple of seconds laughs and says "Oh, "dyslexia"...you had me going for a second"

Johnny just grins


As a school teacher, I have to totally agree with #1 and wondering when RFK jr's new guidlines will be implemented

Warm Blanket Arroz

I did not need sun therapy – I just need a pot of rice pudding hugging me from the inside out. Unfortunately, I made about 2 gallons of pudding. Well, maybe not unfortunately.
What is on your stove that's bringing all the cozy vibes?

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