A surgeon goes to check on his patient after surgery and he says to her...
"Everything went fine and you'll recover completely."
The young woman asks, "How long will it be before I can have a normal sex life again?"
The surgeon pauses for a while and wipes a small tear from the corner of his eye.
The woman, now alarmed, asks, "What's the matter doctor?!
I will be OK, won't I!?"
The surgeon smiles and replies, "Yes, yes you'll be fine...
" It's just that no one has ever asked me that question after having their tonsils out."
Mornin
That’s right folks - Tyrus is gonna be hosting Gutfeld next week and we want your questions. Post your questions below and let’s see if they make the cut!
Greg has called, and after praying on it after Bible Study with Jesse, Dana and Harold...they have decided that, despite how naughty many of you have been(and you know who you are!) that in the spirit of the season that you deseve an Animals Are Great set for Funday, I said, "Spare the Rod" but Greg nipped that in the bud.
So with no further ado.
The first one is perfect.
