A surgeon goes to check on his patient after surgery and he says to her...
"Everything went fine and you'll recover completely."
The young woman asks, "How long will it be before I can have a normal sex life again?"
The surgeon pauses for a while and wipes a small tear from the corner of his eye.
The woman, now alarmed, asks, "What's the matter doctor?!
I will be OK, won't I!?"
The surgeon smiles and replies, "Yes, yes you'll be fine...
" It's just that no one has ever asked me that question after having their tonsils out."
Mornin
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I'm beginning to wonder about everyone here on The Gutter...why aren't you and I out protesting for some damn thing. It seems like it's where the party is. Why hold a job when Soros is willing to pay your bills? There must be something you can protest. If nothing else, protest not having won the lottery! Protest not being gorgeous! Protest your mother didn't love you enough! First, sit down in your kitchen and create a crummy sign. Then do vocal warm-ups so you don't rupture your vocal cords when you're out screaming in a stranger's face. At the end of the day you can relax in front of the TV and watch yourself make a fool of yourself on the news.
