A surgeon goes to check on his patient after surgery and he says to her...
"Everything went fine and you'll recover completely."
The young woman asks, "How long will it be before I can have a normal sex life again?"
The surgeon pauses for a while and wipes a small tear from the corner of his eye.
The woman, now alarmed, asks, "What's the matter doctor?!
I will be OK, won't I!?"
The surgeon smiles and replies, "Yes, yes you'll be fine...
" It's just that no one has ever asked me that question after having their tonsils out."
Mornin
Congratulations to @APalm and @derrickhhurd. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists. Well, that was fun. We got a chorus.
@apalm As a kid, what luxury item did you dream about buying some day?
@derrickhhurd What is the last thing you would be willing to give up if you had to?
Congratulations to @bek1. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@bek1 Who is your favorite movie villain?
Congratulations to @Fuezie and @steve-allen. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@Fuezie What's one job where you have to trust people even though you really don't want to.....?
@steve-allen What daily habit do you do that you really didn't know you had until someone pointed it out?
This week we celebrate:
@CovfefeSara February 23
@Artdoll February 25
@dadavis65 February 26
@boomer1961 February 28
Party responsibility-ish!
And a special shout out to Mark, @markusabsent February 26. You are here with us in spirit.
We're announcing a new Live Show in Illinois on Monday! And for all those Supporters out there - WE will be giving you a Promo code to access tickets on Tuesday! AND for all of our members you'll get a code on Wednesday! We hope you can make it out Oct 17. And for the rest of you, we hope you can join us at one of our other amazing shows this year.
Go to www.GGUTFELD.com/live for tickets!
Sat, Feb 28, Westbury, NY, Flagstar @Westbury Music Fair (SOLD OUT)
Sun, March 1, Medford, MA - Chevalier Theatre (SOLD OUT)
Sat, April 11, Duluth, GA, -Gas South Arena
Sun, April 12, Huntsville, AL, Propst Arena
Sat, May 2, Nampa, ID, Ford Idaho Center
Sun. May 3, Independence, MO, Cable Dahmer Arena
Sat, June 6, Frisco, TX (Dallas) Comerica Center
Sun, June 7, Charlotte, NC Bojangles Coliseum
Sat, Sept 19, Henderson, NV, Lees Family Forum
Sun, Sept 20, Clarksville, TN, F&M Bank Arena
Sat, Oct 17, Illinois (Announcement on Monday)
Sun, Oct 18, St. Charles, MO, Family Arena
