A surgeon goes to check on his patient after surgery and he says to her...
"Everything went fine and you'll recover completely."
The young woman asks, "How long will it be before I can have a normal sex life again?"
The surgeon pauses for a while and wipes a small tear from the corner of his eye.
The woman, now alarmed, asks, "What's the matter doctor?!
I will be OK, won't I!?"
The surgeon smiles and replies, "Yes, yes you'll be fine...
" It's just that no one has ever asked me that question after having their tonsils out."
Mornin
Congratulations to @steve-allen. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@Steve-allen. What movie would you have been a great actor in ?
Congratulations to @APalm and @derrickhhurd. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists. Well, that was fun. We got a chorus.
@apalm As a kid, what luxury item did you dream about buying some day?
@derrickhhurd What is the last thing you would be willing to give up if you had to?
Detonate those candles!
Happy birthday to…..
@Kimmiesee 3/2
@Deplorabelle 3/5
@marciswann 3/8
About a year ago we decided we'd had enough with the ants in our yard
After several years of letting them have their way and multiply the numbers had grown to millions they became so aggressive that walking in yard was next to impossible even the dog didn't want to go there it was a matter of time before they the ants would rule the lands of the buckmeister
So the decision was made the strategy put in place the date was set the exterminator arrived and a half hour later all was quiet on the lands of Buck
The extermination of the threat was quick and decisive and a year later it is still safe to go outside knowing that the good guys had retaken the land and all is well 😎
