A surgeon goes to check on his patient after surgery and he says to her...
"Everything went fine and you'll recover completely."
The young woman asks, "How long will it be before I can have a normal sex life again?"
The surgeon pauses for a while and wipes a small tear from the corner of his eye.
The woman, now alarmed, asks, "What's the matter doctor?!
I will be OK, won't I!?"
The surgeon smiles and replies, "Yes, yes you'll be fine...
" It's just that no one has ever asked me that question after having their tonsils out."
Mornin
Congratulations to @Steve-Allen. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@steve-Allen Who was your first Celebrity Crush?
Congratulations to @Fuezie and @KevinProudTexan. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@Fuezie What's one everyday thing that totally stresses you out and how do you deal with it...?
@KevinProudTexan Who is the most underrated celebrity or artist you wish everyone knew about?
@GGsister1 and my buddies here in the gutter
Ok things aren’t perfect but they are so much better. I felt like I aged ten years in the last six months and looked like it too. My doctor,however, assures me I am healthier than most 71 year olds and look younger, even now. Not sure, given I love my doctor and he’s fond of me, may be he is exaggerating but ok lol. Just some recent me pics…
(The gentleman in the picture is someone I am going out with)
