A surgeon goes to check on his patient after surgery and he says to her...
"Everything went fine and you'll recover completely."
The young woman asks, "How long will it be before I can have a normal sex life again?"
The surgeon pauses for a while and wipes a small tear from the corner of his eye.
The woman, now alarmed, asks, "What's the matter doctor?!
I will be OK, won't I!?"
The surgeon smiles and replies, "Yes, yes you'll be fine...
" It's just that no one has ever asked me that question after having their tonsils out."
Mornin
Congratulations to @steve-allen. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@Steve-allen. What movie would you have been a great actor in ?
Congratulations to @APalm and @derrickhhurd. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists. Well, that was fun. We got a chorus.
@apalm As a kid, what luxury item did you dream about buying some day?
@derrickhhurd What is the last thing you would be willing to give up if you had to?
I ask for your prayers for the next few days please. I heard from my sister, Jeanette. She knows I'm praying for them.
Sam, her son, is being moved to hospice today. They can't give him pain medicine because his red blood cells are so low from the leukemia, even with the transfusions, his breathing would be immediately compromised. His pain is unbearable from the flesh eating bacteria on his arm and leg. They think the leukemia actually helped bring on the bacteria.
Once he's at hospice, the transfusions will stop and pain meds will start. He doesn't have long. Jeanette is going through the hardest heartbreak of her life. She said Sam is being very brave. She's being brave also.
