A surgeon goes to check on his patient after surgery and he says to her...
"Everything went fine and you'll recover completely."
The young woman asks, "How long will it be before I can have a normal sex life again?"
The surgeon pauses for a while and wipes a small tear from the corner of his eye.
The woman, now alarmed, asks, "What's the matter doctor?!
I will be OK, won't I!?"
The surgeon smiles and replies, "Yes, yes you'll be fine...
" It's just that no one has ever asked me that question after having their tonsils out."
Mornin
Congratulations to @APalm, @Pam_Antosiak, @RockNRollHS. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s.Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@APalm Who's a celebrity that is universally considered attractive, but they just don't do it for you?
@Pam_Antosiak At your current level of professional success, do you still have a five year plan? And if you do, where do you want to be in five years?
@RockNRollHS What is it that annoys you the most these days?
Taped The Great Christmas Showdown at Fox and this weekend I’ll be with Greg in Atlantic City
God help me, the Missus has White Christmas with Bing and Danny on in the bedroom. She wants to know when I want to watch "A Very Jonas Christmas Movie".
NO CHRISTMAS STUFF UNTIL THANKSGIVING DAMMIT! EVEN JESUS WOULDN'T APPROVE. As a compromise tried to get her to watch one of the Martin Scorcese presents The Saints. But no go.
Despite this horror, it is still Funday...Bring it Baby! And my wife has rediscovered Snoopy...the first one is for her.
