A surgeon goes to check on his patient after surgery and he says to her...
"Everything went fine and you'll recover completely."
The young woman asks, "How long will it be before I can have a normal sex life again?"
The surgeon pauses for a while and wipes a small tear from the corner of his eye.
The woman, now alarmed, asks, "What's the matter doctor?!
I will be OK, won't I!?"
The surgeon smiles and replies, "Yes, yes you'll be fine...
" It's just that no one has ever asked me that question after having their tonsils out."
Mornin
I want another glass of wine but I don't want to disturb the two. Oh well.
Trump says he has invited the pilots who bombed the Iranian Nuclear facilities to tomorrow’s 250 Year Birthday festivities of our great country. He also included all the mechanics who made that effort possible. This man is for the people, just as we saw all the NYC construction workers support his Presidency.
Who else does that!?
🤔😁
I had a coworker ask me " why do you think America is the greatest country in the world, what makes it so great "? I answered with one reason , America is the only country in the world where people are willing to die to get in and nobody has ever died trying to get out , Happy Indepence day to all my fellow Americans 🇺🇸 !
