A surgeon goes to check on his patient after surgery and he says to her...
"Everything went fine and you'll recover completely."
The young woman asks, "How long will it be before I can have a normal sex life again?"
The surgeon pauses for a while and wipes a small tear from the corner of his eye.
The woman, now alarmed, asks, "What's the matter doctor?!
I will be OK, won't I!?"
The surgeon smiles and replies, "Yes, yes you'll be fine...
" It's just that no one has ever asked me that question after having their tonsils out."
Mornin
Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
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So omar has been a open secrete since Bama was president....
So all the Dims knew and not one said aword because she helped them keep the majority...
I still say RICO the entire party on...
Fraud
Vote stealing
Coverin for a illegal in office..
Russia Russia, Russia
1/6
And any other freakin thin we can make stick
These people have no bounds they won't cross.
