A surgeon goes to check on his patient after surgery and he says to her...
"Everything went fine and you'll recover completely."
The young woman asks, "How long will it be before I can have a normal sex life again?"
The surgeon pauses for a while and wipes a small tear from the corner of his eye.
The woman, now alarmed, asks, "What's the matter doctor?!
I will be OK, won't I!?"
The surgeon smiles and replies, "Yes, yes you'll be fine...
" It's just that no one has ever asked me that question after having their tonsils out."
Mornin
Congratulations to @heavyO. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@heavyO What show do you dislike, but will watch with your significant other?
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FULL TOUR LINE UP!
Sat, Nov 22, Atlantic City, Ocean Casino (Surprise Guest Kat Timpf! )
Sat, Feb 28, Westbury, NY, Flagstar @Westbury Music Fair (almost sold out)
Sat, April 11, Duluth, GA, -Gas South Arena
Sun, April 12, Huntsville, AL, Propst Arena
Sat, May 2, Nampa, ID, Ford Idaho Center
Sun. May 3, Independence, MO, Cable Dahmer Arena
Sat, June 6, Frisco, TX (Dallas) Comerica Center
Sun, June 7, Charlotte, NC Bojangles Coliseum
Sat, Sept 19, ...
