A surgeon goes to check on his patient after surgery and he says to her...
"Everything went fine and you'll recover completely."
The young woman asks, "How long will it be before I can have a normal sex life again?"
The surgeon pauses for a while and wipes a small tear from the corner of his eye.
The woman, now alarmed, asks, "What's the matter doctor?!
I will be OK, won't I!?"
The surgeon smiles and replies, "Yes, yes you'll be fine...
" It's just that no one has ever asked me that question after having their tonsils out."
Mornin
Congratulations to @steve-allen. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@Steve-allen. What movie would you have been a great actor in ?
Congratulations to @APalm and @derrickhhurd. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists. Well, that was fun. We got a chorus.
@apalm As a kid, what luxury item did you dream about buying some day?
@derrickhhurd What is the last thing you would be willing to give up if you had to?
🤦🙄 NEWS JERSEY......THE FOLLOWING STORY IS TRUE .....A man walked into a coffee shop. The workers were spanish. The man acting aggitated ordered coffee & the counter person told him keep the money don't worry about it. He then throws the coffee at her & a few other things around the shop. He then...READY? 🤦 PULLS OUT a gun & a PHONE ( yes phone) and POINTS THE PHONE AT HER & ......Google translates from ENGLISH to SPANISH.....IM ROBBING YOU. GIVE ME THE MONEY. I WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD...😳🤨🤔🙄🤔🤦 needless to say the woman speaks ENGLISH & the obviously intellegent FREAK TWEEKER...Got scared & ran out the store...B.O.L.O. on him as of this morning....Çant make this shit up!!!! 🤦 Mornin ☕💫......🤔🙄🤨 WHO doesnt understand a gun in their face in any language?? (no i phones were injured during this attempted robbery) 🤭
Here is the wishing well planter I've been working on the past few days.
The Frau needs to get some plants for the well, the bucket, and the perimeter of the base.
