A surgeon goes to check on his patient after surgery and he says to her...
"Everything went fine and you'll recover completely."
The young woman asks, "How long will it be before I can have a normal sex life again?"
The surgeon pauses for a while and wipes a small tear from the corner of his eye.
The woman, now alarmed, asks, "What's the matter doctor?!
I will be OK, won't I!?"
The surgeon smiles and replies, "Yes, yes you'll be fine...
" It's just that no one has ever asked me that question after having their tonsils out."
Mornin
Congratulations to @gdknaz and @Cat-head. Your questions were chosen for tonight's Ask Greg
@gdknaz If you can be a secret agent, what assignment would you want?
@Cat-head What’s the best thing you do for your body?
Congratulations to @SoCalMike, @alabama_my_home, and @LeoLeeC. Your questions were chosen tonight for ask Tyrus.
@SoCalMike IF you could have any else’s voice, whose voice would you have?
@alabama_my_home Who did you have a crush on or idolize as a teen?
@LeoLeeC What type of artists 🧑🎨 do you admire the most: musicians, actors, comedians, dancers, producers, directors, writers, painters, others?
Thank you @ajwimsatt for supplying the video!
Congratulations to @DebWright, @DunnKruger, and @KenLeeK. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Gutfeld!:
@DebWright What do you do to celebrate the New Year?
@DunnKruger What was your favorite gift or experience this Christmas? (gift given or received)
@KenLeeK What is your all time favorite sitcom? @KenLeeK video is in part 2 post.