A surgeon goes to check on his patient after surgery and he says to her...
"Everything went fine and you'll recover completely."
The young woman asks, "How long will it be before I can have a normal sex life again?"
The surgeon pauses for a while and wipes a small tear from the corner of his eye.
The woman, now alarmed, asks, "What's the matter doctor?!
I will be OK, won't I!?"
The surgeon smiles and replies, "Yes, yes you'll be fine...
" It's just that no one has ever asked me that question after having their tonsils out."
Mornin
Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.
@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
Tonight I’m making Cook’s Illustrated Warm Bread Salad. A roasted chicken cooked right on top of cubes of rustic sourdough bread, soaking up all those delicious chicken drippings. Once everything is roasted, it’s served over mixed greens with crispy croutons.
The recipe calls for arugula, but nobody in this house likes that stuff. We prefer our salad without the taste of lawn clippings.
So, what’s cooking in your kitchen this Tuesday? Something fabulous, leftovers, or is someone else doing the cooking tonight?
