A surgeon goes to check on his patient after surgery and he says to her...
"Everything went fine and you'll recover completely."
The young woman asks, "How long will it be before I can have a normal sex life again?"
The surgeon pauses for a while and wipes a small tear from the corner of his eye.
The woman, now alarmed, asks, "What's the matter doctor?!
I will be OK, won't I!?"
The surgeon smiles and replies, "Yes, yes you'll be fine...
" It's just that no one has ever asked me that question after having their tonsils out."
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Congratulations to @SGKusmertz. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists
In a crisis, are you the go to person, or do you fall apart?
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What physical activity or situation makes you the most competitive?
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Saturday, February 28 - Westbury, NY
Saturday April 11 - Duluth, GA
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Saturday, May 2 - Nampa (Boise), ID
Sunday, May 3 - Independence, MO (Kansas City, KS)
Saturday, June 6 - Frisco, TX
Sunday, June 7 - Charlotte, NC
Saturday, September 19 - Henderson, NV
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Saturday, October 17 - West Valley City (Salt Lake City), UT
Sunday, October 18 - St. Charles, (St. Louis) MO
All those deep pocket elites and alt left organizations that are backing Mumdummy....
They arent backing his policies and pie and in the sky freebies he is promising but has no way to institute them....
They are backing him to put a Socialist in charge of one of the most important cities in the U.S. to show that they are a party to be reconned with and that the people want Socialism....
It is insanity what they are doing to the country ....
We allow millions to immigrate here who hate our Judeo / Christian heritage and wish to wipe out the "Infidels"...
You know ..
Us.
We let our universities pump our children's heads with Socialist Ideology and teach them to hate the country and the principles we were founded on. .
We let 1st Gen Immigrants who hate America run for office and gain Political Power.
Then when we question it all...
The hee haw around and say its all protected by Laws and the Constitution...
A Document they would shred in a minute if they ever gained all the power they ...
