A surgeon goes to check on his patient after surgery and he says to her...
"Everything went fine and you'll recover completely."
The young woman asks, "How long will it be before I can have a normal sex life again?"
The surgeon pauses for a while and wipes a small tear from the corner of his eye.
The woman, now alarmed, asks, "What's the matter doctor?!
I will be OK, won't I!?"
The surgeon smiles and replies, "Yes, yes you'll be fine...
" It's just that no one has ever asked me that question after having their tonsils out."
Mornin
Congratulations to @junemarie53 and @bek1 . Your questions were chosen for tonight's Ask Tom Shillue and the Panelists.
@Junemarie53 How much money did your parents give you for good report cards when you were a kid?
@bek1 What was your first big break?
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