A surgeon goes to check on his patient after surgery and he says to her...
"Everything went fine and you'll recover completely."
The young woman asks, "How long will it be before I can have a normal sex life again?"
The surgeon pauses for a while and wipes a small tear from the corner of his eye.
The woman, now alarmed, asks, "What's the matter doctor?!
I will be OK, won't I!?"
The surgeon smiles and replies, "Yes, yes you'll be fine...
" It's just that no one has ever asked me that question after having their tonsils out."
Mornin
Congratulations to @APalm, @Pam_Antosiak, @RockNRollHS. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s.Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@APalm Who's a celebrity that is universally considered attractive, but they just don't do it for you?
@Pam_Antosiak At your current level of professional success, do you still have a five year plan? And if you do, where do you want to be in five years?
@RockNRollHS What is it that annoys you the most these days?
Taped The Great Christmas Showdown at Fox and this weekend I’ll be with Greg in Atlantic City
Dear world, don't watch what they say, watch what they do.
And this guy is an anti police zealot. New York will be the next great city to be pillaged and burned, with the police standing by and doing nothing...because that will be the orders they get.
I have a friend who has sex 3-4 times a week. Works out every day. And reads at least two books a week.
But all this guy ever does is complain about prison.
Mornin
There comes a time when it's best to just walk away. I wonder how many people are going to be pissed off and disappointed in me for not wanting to participate anymore? 🤔 There's greener pastures awaiting and I'm headed there after some time spent at home. Family and peace of mind first.
TRAFFIC will be waiting for me today.
