A surgeon goes to check on his patient after surgery and he says to her...
"Everything went fine and you'll recover completely."
The young woman asks, "How long will it be before I can have a normal sex life again?"
The surgeon pauses for a while and wipes a small tear from the corner of his eye.
The woman, now alarmed, asks, "What's the matter doctor?!
I will be OK, won't I!?"
The surgeon smiles and replies, "Yes, yes you'll be fine...
" It's just that no one has ever asked me that question after having their tonsils out."
Mornin
Congratulations to @Missmommapanda. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@Missmommapanda Thinking back to your childhood: were you a ‘truth’ kid or a ‘dare’ kid - and what’s the funniest or most unforgettable moment you can actually share with us today?
We are so grateful to have found The Gutter and to be part of a place where we can meet wonderful people and feel a real sense of community. We truly have so much to be thankful for, and today we love to celebrate that together.
Please share your Thanksgiving moments with us—what you’re thankful for, what made you smile, or the simple joys that made today special.
As for me, I’m thankful that my family is healthy and happy, that the kids have their homes and their jobs, and that I can pause during the day to notice something in nature I don’t see every day…..flock of starlings murmuring around our refinery.
Those little moments mean everything.
Happy Thanksgiving from my heart to yours.
Congratulations to @APalm, @Pam_Antosiak, @RockNRollHS. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s.Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@APalm Who's a celebrity that is universally considered attractive, but they just don't do it for you?
@Pam_Antosiak At your current level of professional success, do you still have a five year plan? And if you do, where do you want to be in five years?
@RockNRollHS What is it that annoys you the most these days?
It's three plus two for Tuesday
jumble, medley, mishmash, mélange, patchwork, hodgepodge ,smorgasbord, potpourri ,ragbag
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‘𝑰𝒕 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒎𝒂𝒔 𝒗𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒐𝒏 𝒊𝒕’: 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒂𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒓 𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒅𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒉𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒔
Grubbly moaning, one and all. I greet you well.
I've just returned home from yet another - mercifully brief - stay in hospital. Went in for one thing, and they found another.
The details would be too tedious to relate, but to cut a long story short a lung X-ray revealed that my left lung, or what's left of it, was slowly collapsing, though I actually felt very well. And without further ado I was taken, kicking and screaming, into custody.
They plunged the biggest needle I've ever seen into my chest. More X-rays, more lung function tests, and I was pronounced fit as a fiddle (I've always wondered how the health of fiddles is monitored. There can't be much feedback).
So I'm out, and ready for my annual gripe about why some folk feel it necessary to deck out ...
