John will be gone for a few days so I will be guest hosting for a few days...An all marriage edition
Couple short jokes and marriage memes
I asked my wife why she married me.
She said “Because you're funny.”
I said “I thought it was because I was good in bed.”
She said “See? You’re hilarious!”
Arguing with your wife is like trying to read the “Terms of Use” on the internet.
Eventually, you just give up and say, “I Agree.”
“Hanging out”
With my boy, ‘The Prodigal’.
His bride and he just purchased a house, built in the ‘50s.
They are painting and making repairs/updates before they move in.
Unfortunately for me, I’m a ‘home improvement’ expert.
When ‘The Prodigal’ was around 5 or 6, and I’d just finished complete bathroom remodel. He said “Wow dad! You’re a regular ‘Bob Viwa’ (Bob Villa, ‘This Old House’ host). 🤣😂🤣🤣😂
I’ve a kitchen sink with faucet, a dishwasher, a shower faucet, and drywall work to do.
Norm Abraham’s did all of the work, Bob only hosted the show and talked to the contractors.
I wish I was a Bob Villa.
😂🤣😂😂
Picture: My boy and me… I’m wearing my reading glasses.
Hi y'all! I'm not dead! It's been busy-did a flip over the walker and broke the ole hip- landed on the concrete porch -spent several days in the hospital. Mom decided she could not take care of me- she is 90 now. Checked me into VISTA GRANDE - view was shit, stay was too. My insurance quit paying after 1 1/2 months - thank God -they threw me out! OK, so the LED ZEP head has been gone. Bet some of you thought I'd "bought the farm."
