John will be gone for a few days so I will be guest hosting for a few days...An all marriage edition
Couple short jokes and marriage memes
I asked my wife why she married me.
She said “Because you're funny.”
I said “I thought it was because I was good in bed.”
She said “See? You’re hilarious!”
Arguing with your wife is like trying to read the “Terms of Use” on the internet.
Eventually, you just give up and say, “I Agree.”
Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.
@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
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Instead of banning CNN, MSNOW, etc. from the White House, just don't call on them. If you accidently call on them, after they ask their question, state "No Comment" or "We will circle back on that." Make them show up and do their jobs. I think it's simple. Banning them just causes undue controversy and detracts from the good things the administration has done. Just my opinion.
