John will be gone for a few days so I will be guest hosting for a few days...An all marriage edition
Couple short jokes and marriage memes
I asked my wife why she married me.
She said “Because you're funny.”
I said “I thought it was because I was good in bed.”
She said “See? You’re hilarious!”
Arguing with your wife is like trying to read the “Terms of Use” on the internet.
Eventually, you just give up and say, “I Agree.”
Congratulations to @bek1 Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@bek1 What is your "go-to" music for a romantic encounter?
Congratulations to @steve-allen. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@Steve-allen. What movie would you have been a great actor in ?
Congratulations to @APalm and @derrickhhurd. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists. Well, that was fun. We got a chorus.
@apalm As a kid, what luxury item did you dream about buying some day?
@derrickhhurd What is the last thing you would be willing to give up if you had to?
Call it that "Mamdani Lisa Smile".
When his subdued condemnation of bomb throwing, "Allahu Akbar!" shouting individuals, who might have KILLED INNOCENT CIVILIANS, is tempered and surpassed by his respect and envy of them.
Sweet relief!
My wife went for a 3D mammogram today, as a precaution, due to some abnormalities found on a previous image. All is well! She is a breast cancer survivor from 19 years ago and we want to keep that going. Breast cancer hit her side of the family hard for about 20 years. Took her baby sister and her aunt, while my wife and her mother were fighting it too. My 96 year old mother in law fought skin cancer, breast cancer, and a hip replacement in her early 80s, while her family went through all of this. Amazing women in my life!
WITH YOUR LOVE by Jefferson Starship
