John will be gone for a few days so I will be guest hosting for a few days...An all marriage edition
Couple short jokes and marriage memes
I asked my wife why she married me.
She said “Because you're funny.”
I said “I thought it was because I was good in bed.”
She said “See? You’re hilarious!”
Arguing with your wife is like trying to read the “Terms of Use” on the internet.
Eventually, you just give up and say, “I Agree.”
Congratulations to @steve-allen and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@Steve-allen What pet did you always want but never got ?
@Wilbner What food have you "overdosed" on many years ago, and refuse to eat now?
Hey everyone, summer is peaking now and had to get away for some RnR and attended the Baseball Circus--aka Cosmic Takeover Tour in Reno NV...not my cup of tea but the families with kids enjoyed it...chaos on top of chaos
Look who's coming to Clarksville, TN and Las Vegas next month joining Gutfeld, Tom Shillue & Joe Machi! Don't miss out!
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Hello, Gutter Friends! I cannot believe Greg called Dana a guinea! Being part Italian, the first time I ever heard that expression was from my husband. It's not common, that's for sure.
Monarch Update, not interested, please scroll along. I released #2 and #3 today. No pics. Yesterday I worked with the female with the crumpled bottom wings to separate them and practice flying around the enclosure, and she improved. Then I put "Ceiling Boy" in with her, and my husband said they were having a ball all day! He flew high in the sky. She stayed on my hand for awhile, then flew to the roses, then flew a little more across my neighbor's yard to her flowers and then flew away. Not too high, but I think she will be okay. She will die if she stays with us, so we had to let her go. Four chrysalises, four caterpillars to go. 🦋🦋