John will be gone for a few days so I will be guest hosting for a few days...An all marriage edition
Couple short jokes and marriage memes
I asked my wife why she married me.
She said “Because you're funny.”
I said “I thought it was because I was good in bed.”
She said “See? You’re hilarious!”
Arguing with your wife is like trying to read the “Terms of Use” on the internet.
Eventually, you just give up and say, “I Agree.”
Congratulations to @bek1. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@bek1 Who is your favorite movie villain?
Congratulations to @Fuezie and @steve-allen. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@Fuezie What's one job where you have to trust people even though you really don't want to.....?
@steve-allen What daily habit do you do that you really didn't know you had until someone pointed it out?
I did not need sun therapy – I just need a pot of rice pudding hugging me from the inside out. Unfortunately, I made about 2 gallons of pudding. Well, maybe not unfortunately.
What is on your stove that's bringing all the cozy vibes?
I am having some swelling from my surgery, but went to dr. for follow up today, and he says it's normal and everything looks good. I will not start to feel like myself for six more weeks, but if I rest and continue to work from home for awhile, it all should be good. I have been nervous since Monday night and am so relieved!
