John will be gone for a few days so I will be guest hosting for a few days...An all marriage edition
Couple short jokes and marriage memes
I asked my wife why she married me.
She said “Because you're funny.”
I said “I thought it was because I was good in bed.”
She said “See? You’re hilarious!”
Arguing with your wife is like trying to read the “Terms of Use” on the internet.
Eventually, you just give up and say, “I Agree.”
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The Finale - Episode 3 airs Monday May 11.
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So the poor thug teens in the "teen takeover" in Tampa "need an outlet". Here are some suggestions:
1. Stay home and clean your room.
2. Read to seniors in the nursing home.
3. Pick up trash along the highway or in your neighborhood.
4. Read a book. A book a day.
5. Study. Improve your reading, math and spelling skills.
6. Run errands for seniors and disabled people in your neighborhood.
7. Volunteer to pack and send care packages to our military members.
The list goes on and on.
So tired of this BS.
