John will be gone for a few days so I will be guest hosting for a few days...An all marriage edition
Couple short jokes and marriage memes
I asked my wife why she married me.
She said “Because you're funny.”
I said “I thought it was because I was good in bed.”
She said “See? You’re hilarious!”
Arguing with your wife is like trying to read the “Terms of Use” on the internet.
Eventually, you just give up and say, “I Agree.”
Congratulations to @steve-allen. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@Steve-allen. What movie would you have been a great actor in ?
Congratulations to @APalm and @derrickhhurd. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists. Well, that was fun. We got a chorus.
@apalm As a kid, what luxury item did you dream about buying some day?
@derrickhhurd What is the last thing you would be willing to give up if you had to?
Actually I do not believe this is a war against Iran, we support the people of Iran . This is a military response to the largest terrorist network and supporter of terrorism . We do not need congressional approval to take out terrorists .
President Trump gives shoutout to Gutfeld! The party on our dime is over, time to shut down the corruption and theft.
