John will be gone for a few days so I will be guest hosting for a few days...An all marriage edition
Couple short jokes and marriage memes
I asked my wife why she married me.
She said “Because you're funny.”
I said “I thought it was because I was good in bed.”
She said “See? You’re hilarious!”
Arguing with your wife is like trying to read the “Terms of Use” on the internet.
Eventually, you just give up and say, “I Agree.”
Congratulations to @Fuezie and @NJFLA. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@Fuezie What's the stangest thing you believed as a kid....?
@NJFLA Is there something you aren’t good at and wish you were?
After four decades of hard work, Mark finally gets the promotion he deserves… to head of homemade pizza tasting.
So tell me, what was your milestone work anniversary gift?
In search of a blue rose bush today. Hitting up several garden centers. Our white one didn't make it, so we need one of those as well. They will go between the two red ones for America's 250 in our little urban garden!
I keep seeing the Savannah Rodriguez clip when she was assaulted while reporting on the protest.
I would go apeshit on somebody if they constantly blew a whistle right by my ear. (I have hearing issues from working around aircraft and loud equipment, and felt the pain.)
Maybe she can have this added to the assault charge.
Here is some info from the Mayo Clinic:
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/ruptured-eardrum/symptoms-causes/syc-20351879
