John will be gone for a few days so I will be guest hosting for a few days...An all marriage edition
Couple short jokes and marriage memes
I asked my wife why she married me.
She said “Because you're funny.”
I said “I thought it was because I was good in bed.”
She said “See? You’re hilarious!”
Arguing with your wife is like trying to read the “Terms of Use” on the internet.
Eventually, you just give up and say, “I Agree.”
Hey everyone, summer is peaking now and had to get away for some RnR and attended the Baseball Circus--aka Cosmic Takeover Tour in Reno NV...not my cup of tea but the families with kids enjoyed it...chaos on top of chaos
Look who's coming to Clarksville, TN and Las Vegas next month joining Gutfeld, Tom Shillue & Joe Machi! Don't miss out!
https://ggutfeld.com/live/gutfeld-live-clarksville-tn/
https://ggutfeld.com/live/gutfeld-live-henderson-nv/
Congratulations to @steve-allen and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@Steve-allen What pet did you always want but never got ?
@Wilbner What food have you "overdosed" on many years ago, and refuse to eat now?
Happy 38th Anniversary to my husband, Mark! ❤️
38 years of love, laughter, and him bringing home a LIFE-SIZE CHEWBACCA while I’m saying, “We absolutely do NOT need that!” 😂
And somehow… I’d still choose you all over again. ❤️
The T in LGBT has nothing to do with sex. It has to do with a mental delusion. Hence, the Log Cabin Republicans...which added the T to their agenda...is now removing it. I have followed these guys for a long time, back when a friend of mine, who had recently decided he was gay...told me you couldn't be gay and a Republican at the same time. We had a discussion that people could be anything and how dare he tell others how they had to think and act...it was anathema to the point he was trying to make.
