John will be gone for a few days so I will be guest hosting for a few days...An all marriage edition
Couple short jokes and marriage memes
I asked my wife why she married me.
She said “Because you're funny.”
I said “I thought it was because I was good in bed.”
She said “See? You’re hilarious!”
Arguing with your wife is like trying to read the “Terms of Use” on the internet.
Eventually, you just give up and say, “I Agree.”
Congratulations to @steve-allen. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@Steve-allen. What movie would you have been a great actor in ?
Congratulations to @APalm and @derrickhhurd. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists. Well, that was fun. We got a chorus.
@apalm As a kid, what luxury item did you dream about buying some day?
@derrickhhurd What is the last thing you would be willing to give up if you had to?
Detonate those candles!
Happy birthday to…..
@Kimmiesee 3/2
@Deplorabelle 3/5
@marciswann 3/8
𝑻𝒓𝒖𝒎𝒑 𝒊𝒔 𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕, 𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒎𝒆𝒓 𝒊𝒔 𝒏𝒐 𝑪𝒉𝒖𝒓𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒍 - 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒓𝒊𝒎𝒆 𝑴𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓’𝒔 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒂𝒍 𝒄𝒐𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒊𝒄𝒆 𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝑰𝒓𝒂𝒏 𝒑𝒖𝒕𝒔 𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒎𝒆
A great piece from Allison Pearson - Allison was the journalist whose home was invaded by Essex Plod following a Twitter/X post on the pro-Palestinian demonstrations in London.
The last time the British liberal-left were this incensed was back in 1982, when the Argentinian military junta under General Galtieri invaded the British Falkland Islands. This was a junta that "disappeared" unknown thousands of its own citizens.
The then very unpopular Tory government of Margaret Thatcher - whose weakness and military cost-cutting induced the Argentines to invade - was forced to act. This unleashed a popular wave of long-suppressed patriotism that appalled the liberal-left.
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