John will be gone for a few days so I will be guest hosting for a few days...An all marriage edition
Couple short jokes and marriage memes
I asked my wife why she married me.
She said “Because you're funny.”
I said “I thought it was because I was good in bed.”
She said “See? You’re hilarious!”
Arguing with your wife is like trying to read the “Terms of Use” on the internet.
Eventually, you just give up and say, “I Agree.”
Congratulations to @SoCalMike, @alabama_my_home, and @LeoLeeC. Your questions were chosen tonight for ask Tyrus.
@SoCalMike IF you could have any else’s voice, whose voice would you have?
@alabama_my_home Who did you have a crush on or idolize as a teen?
@LeoLeeC What type of artists 🧑🎨 do you admire the most: musicians, actors, comedians, dancers, producers, directors, writers, painters, others?
Thank you @ajwimsatt for supplying the video!
Congratulations to @DebWright, @DunnKruger, and @KenLeeK. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Gutfeld!:
@DebWright What do you do to celebrate the New Year?
@DunnKruger What was your favorite gift or experience this Christmas? (gift given or received)
@KenLeeK What is your all time favorite sitcom? @KenLeeK video is in part 2 post.
Good Morning Friends -
For those who are wondering, our John Connor @johnconner2046 has made it through his surgery. It went well and he misses us all - keep up the prayers and good wishes, he still has pain but his spirits sound good and he is itchin' to get back here.
@johnconner2046 is doing well and should be home soon!
The doctors think something happened and he was endowed with a new superpower.
But he said "No, I thought I had a super power once and asked for Professor X come to see me. He asked me "What is your superpower?"
"Hindsight"
He said, "That's not going to help us"
To which John replied "Yes, I can see that now."
But he told Professor X he had an human/ant hybrid with super powers, but the ant wasn't able to talk or communicate with him. His name was Mutantman"
Professor X said, "I can see now that your superpower is being a smartass."
Mo, who was there, said "Bingo!"😃
