John will be gone for a few days so I will be guest hosting for a few days...An all marriage edition
Couple short jokes and marriage memes
I asked my wife why she married me.
She said “Because you're funny.”
I said “I thought it was because I was good in bed.”
She said “See? You’re hilarious!”
Arguing with your wife is like trying to read the “Terms of Use” on the internet.
Eventually, you just give up and say, “I Agree.”
Join Greg, Tom, comedian Michael Loftus and Dana Perino June 7 in Charlotte, NC! Tickets still available.
https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/2D00632B915924D3
Congratulations to @Fuezie and @NJFLA. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@Fuezie What's the stangest thing you believed as a kid....?
@NJFLA Is there something you aren’t good at and wish you were?
Coming soon from Mayors like Katie Wilson in Seattle - ‘We will be turning off all streets lights after dark to save our poor lovely immigrants from ICE and the police. We stand with the oppressed’. Barf.
"I had to go back and look at it again," Griffin related. "I mean, like, you literally looked at it the first time, you're like, 'You got to be kidding me,' okay? And then the second time, you're like, 'You know what? This, actually, this has gone from creepy to actually not really creepy — this has gone to frightening. Because the CEO of United Healthcare was killed just a few blocks from my house, and anything that creates, like, an agitation in the extremists on either side of the aisle is a frightening dynamic."
