John will be gone for a few days so I will be guest hosting for a few days...An all marriage edition
Couple short jokes and marriage memes
I asked my wife why she married me.
She said “Because you're funny.”
I said “I thought it was because I was good in bed.”
She said “See? You’re hilarious!”
Arguing with your wife is like trying to read the “Terms of Use” on the internet.
Eventually, you just give up and say, “I Agree.”
Congratulations to @APalm. Your question was chosen for tonight's Ask Greg:
What do you have a surprising amount of stamina for?
For those Gutter Supporters who RSVP to the Live Shows we have a lil surprise for you. The GLive Gutter Supporter Loyalty Card (individually numbered and non transferrable) will entitle the holder to various special offers based on the event and market. For those who signed up for Knoxville & Spartanburg you should have received them by EOD today in the mail. Also be sure to check your emails for further details on the surprise we have for you in Knoxville & Spartanburg!
See you soon! Thanks for all your support!
Sincerely
TEAM Gutter!
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This is not FAKE NEWS and the stakes are high!!! Greg will be in JACKSONVILLE, Florida May 18th. If you don't have your tickets yet, you're going to miss a great show—so get them NOW! This season's shows have been over the top!
Here 's the deal. Let us know if you are coming to the show and we will ingratiate you with a new membership exclusive for ACTIVE SUPPORTERS. Simply reply to this post if you are attending and we will get back to you with the details.
There's a rumor that the show with the most ACTIVE SUPPORTERS in attendance will be in for a little surprise at the end the season…
This is not FAKE NEWS and the stakes are high!!! Greg will be in Highland Heights, KY, May 17th. If you don't have your tickets yet, you're going to miss a great show—so get them NOW!
This season's shows have been over the top!
Here 's the deal. Let us know if you are coming to the show and we will ingratiate you with a new membership exclusive for ACTIVE SUPPORTERS. Simply reply to this post if you are attending and we will get back to you with the details.
There's a rumor that the show with the most ACTIVE SUPPORTERS in attendance will be in for a little surprise at the end the season…
The three acts of treason, as defined by the US Constitution, are:
Levying War Against the United States.
Adhering to the Enemies of the United States.
Giving Aid and Comfort to the Enemies of the United States , much like the judge in New Mexico .
And beings Tren de Aragua are classified as "Domestic Terrorist ...
Enemies of the United States .
Looks like a case of Treason to me.
