I realize I feel terrible. I realize that’s coloring how I post. So if you wanna just pass this on by without reading it, I won’t be offended, but I do have a gripe. I’m trying not to be affected by these commercials for animals that are out in the cold where they show me animals being snowed on or animals out in the heat with flies, crawling all over them And I wonder did I need to see that or did they need to just rescue those animals and tell me what kind of conditions they were found in because it’s just disgusting that they were used in a guilt campaign because what else is it? I know I’m supposed to send money because it’s the holiday and my plate is full and I’m surrounded by love and happiness and family and food and these poor animals don’t know where their next meal is coming from. I’ve been in rescue a long time. Sympathy adoptions don’t last. Let him throw a blanket over the cold ones let them shoo the flies and rescue the ones that are out in the heat, but I don’t need to see it before they do. Some of the ones I rescued were in homes and being treated pretty badly one cat in particular. OK, that’s it. I feel better.
Congratulations to @MissMommapanda and @NJFLA. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg!
@Missmommapanda: You can go back in time and grab one item that you miss from your 20's- what would it be?
@NJFLA: What’s something that people think makes them look cool but actually has the opposite effect?
You read it right—Greg will be in KNOXVILLE April 26. If you don't have your tickets yet, you're going to miss a great show—so get them NOW! This season's kick off in Pennsylvania and Indiana were nothing short of awesome.
Here 's the deal. Let us know if you are coming to the show and we will ingratiate you with a new membership exclusive for ACTIVE SUPPORTERS. Simply reply to this post if you are attending and we will get back to you with the details.
There's a rumor that the show with the most ACTIVE SUPPORTERS in attendance will be in for a little surprise at the end the season.
That's right...Greg is coming to the great Spartanburg Memorial Auditorium in South Carolina on April 27. If you don't have your tickets yet, you're going to miss a great show—so get them NOW! This season's kick off in Pennsylvania and Indiana were nothing short of awesome.
Here 's the deal. Let us know if you are coming to the show and we will ingratiate you with a new membership exclusive for ACTIVE SUPPORTERS. Simply reply to this post if you are attending and we will get back to you with the details.
There's a rumor that the show with the most ACTIVE SUPPORTERS in attendance will be in for a little surprise at the end the season.
little johnny finally got to the third date....
and knowing the reputation of the girl he was seeing, knew that he would "get lucky" on this one... so off to the drug store he goes to get a condom.
"i got a hot date tonight and i need a condom!" he tells the employee there, who hands it over almost immediately...
"that'll be a dollar, plus tax" says the employee...
"tax?" little johnny asks...
"don't they stay on by themselves?"
Mornin
