An old guy just bought a brand new corvette.
Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife
ran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
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Congratulations to @DebWright, @DunnKruger, and @KenLeeK. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Gutfeld!:
@DebWright What do you do to celebrate the New Year?
@DunnKruger What was your favorite gift or experience this Christmas? (gift given or received)
@KenLeeK What is your all time favorite sitcom? @KenLeeK video is in part 2 post.
Congrats @KenLeeK, your question was chose for tonight’s Gutfeld:
@KenLeeK What is your all time favorite sitcoms?
Congrats to @DunnKruger, @Steve-Allen, and @DebWright. Your questions were chosen for Monday's Ask Tyrus:
@DunnKruger What gives you the Christmas spirit?
@Steve-Allen Among all the gifts for Christmas as a kid, what gift do you still remember the most?
@DebWright What do you do to celebrate the New Year?
