Why the hell would a CR bill need to be 1500+ pages? That fu**er is longer than Battlefield Earth by L Ron Hubbard. Or any of the uber thick books by Peter F Hamilton. And they are all full of made up fanciful shit.
Congratulations to @bek1 Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@bek1 What is your "go-to" music for a romantic encounter?
Congratulations to @steve-allen. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@Steve-allen. What movie would you have been a great actor in ?
Congratulations to @APalm and @derrickhhurd. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists. Well, that was fun. We got a chorus.
@apalm As a kid, what luxury item did you dream about buying some day?
@derrickhhurd What is the last thing you would be willing to give up if you had to?
Uggh ... hate this wind. We lost another gutter downspout (4th time in the past year). No matter how tightly we screw it down, hours of 35mph+ winds just blast it away. 😞
Wind and hail damage can get expensive. At least the roof is still in tact. 😉
To all those in the paths of tornados this week, keep vigilant and stay safe.
I am thankful for all the positives in my life. Praying for the safety of the good people in the Middle East.
Midweek Madness
ROBERT DUCHEMIN SR
MAR 11
Help Wanted:
A developed country in the Middle East that remains governed by 7th century Muslim ideology is looking for a new leader. The ideal candidate will be a sociopath of limited intelligence who has no empathy for his fellow man. The successful applicant should be prepared to live underground for several years at a time. Overwhelming hatred for Christians and Jews is a plus. Women need not apply.
We offer excellent benefits but no retirement plan because nobody in this position will live until retirement age.
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The Iranian government informed their National women’s soccer team that players’ family members would be tortured and killed if they failed to return to Iran. This left only five who could seek asylum in Australia without causing the death of any family members. Of course, it is likely that any players returning to Iran will be summarily executed along with all of their...