Why the hell would a CR bill need to be 1500+ pages? That fu**er is longer than Battlefield Earth by L Ron Hubbard. Or any of the uber thick books by Peter F Hamilton. And they are all full of made up fanciful shit.
Congratulations to @Ted_Prohowich. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@Ted_Prohowich In which "Jeopardy!" category would you be able to answer all five clues?