That which does not kill me
Had better start running
I’ve a upper respiratory bug, given to my by traveling companions…
The shower in our ‘new’ room floods the bathroom because the drain is slow, and it’s a fancy shower. It has pieces of white plastic glued to the floor to ‘discourage’ water. It doesn’t work when the water is 1” deep and getting deeper.
I had to take a ‘Navy Shower’.
One of my life’s pleasures is a long hot shower.
I’m not feeling the ‘Zippity Do Dah’ today.
Ergo the shirt.
Time for an Irish Coffee…
Baileys ain’t going to suffice.
Congratulations to @KentC. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@kenyC. Who was your biggest tv/movie crush? Did you ever meet them?
Tickets still available for our last 4 shows of the year.
Join us...
Sat, Sept 19, Henderson, NV, Lees Family Forum
Gutfeld, Shillue & Joe Machi
Sun, Sept 20, Clarksville, TN, F&M Bank Arena
Gutfeld, Shillue & Joe Machi
Sat, Oct 17, Peoria, IL, Peoria Civic Center
Gutfeld, Shillue & Jeff Dye
Sun, Oct 18, St. Charles, MO, Family Arena
Gutfeld, Shillue & Jeff Dye
Go to www.GGUTFELD.com/live for tickets!
Legendary actor, comedian, and filmmaker Mel Brooks turns 100 years old today
Best known for timeless comedy classics like Young Frankenstein and Spaceballs, Brooks has entertained audiences for generations with his unforgettable humor and creativity.
Even at 99 years old, he recently filmed Spaceballs: The New One, proving his passion for making people laugh is as strong as ever.
Happy 100th birthday, Mel Brooks! Wishing you good health, happiness, and many more wonderful years ahead.
What’s your favorite Mel Brooks movie?
[Governor Lepetomane: [pointing to a member of his cabinet] I didn't get a "harrumph" out of that guy!
Hedley Lamarr: Give the Governor harrumph!
Politician: Harrumph!
Governor Lepetomane: You watch your ass.
Hedley Lamarr: Gentlemen, please rest your sphincters.
Governor Lepetomane: Well put.]
