That which does not kill me
Had better start running
I’ve a upper respiratory bug, given to my by traveling companions…
The shower in our ‘new’ room floods the bathroom because the drain is slow, and it’s a fancy shower. It has pieces of white plastic glued to the floor to ‘discourage’ water. It doesn’t work when the water is 1” deep and getting deeper.
I had to take a ‘Navy Shower’.
One of my life’s pleasures is a long hot shower.
I’m not feeling the ‘Zippity Do Dah’ today.
Ergo the shirt.
Time for an Irish Coffee…
Baileys ain’t going to suffice.
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@Junemarie53 How much money did your parents give you for good report cards when you were a kid?
@bek1 What was your first big break?
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NATIONAL MOON DAY
National Moon Day on July 20 commemorates the day man first walked on the moon in 1969. NASA reported the moon landing as being “...the single greatest technological achievement of all time.”
#NationalMoonDay
On July 20, 1969, Apollo 11 carried the first humans to the moon. Six hours after landing on the moon, American Neil Armstrong stepped onto the lunar surface. He spent two and a half hours outside the spacecraft. Buzz Aldrin soon followed, stepping onto the lunar surface. After joining Armstrong, the two men collected 47.5 pounds of lunar material. Their specimens would make the journey back to Earth to be analyzed. In the command module, a third astronaut waited. Pilot, Michael Collins, remained alone in orbit until Armstrong and Aldrin returned.
"One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."
Neil Armstrong, Astronaut, Apollo 11
Caught up in the thrill of the adventure, millions of Americans watched the mission from Earth. Televisions around the world tuned in to the live broadcasts. The astronauts ...
Fonday(rhymes with Monday)
With the explosive diarrhea outbreak things have gotten weird.
I was in Walmart using the restroom when, just as I closed the stall door, a voice from the next stall said:
“Hey! How’s it going over there?”
Embarrassed, I replied, “Not bad, thanks.”
The voice asked, “Cool. What are you up to?”
I said, “Umm… just trying to take care of a little private business over here.”
Then the voice asked, “Alright. Can I come over?”
Shocked, I replied, “Excuse me?!”
Then I heard, “Listen, I’ll have to call you back. Some idiot in the next stall keeps answering all my questions.”
I stayed in the stall until he left.
