That which does not kill me
Had better start running
I’ve a upper respiratory bug, given to my by traveling companions…
The shower in our ‘new’ room floods the bathroom because the drain is slow, and it’s a fancy shower. It has pieces of white plastic glued to the floor to ‘discourage’ water. It doesn’t work when the water is 1” deep and getting deeper.
I had to take a ‘Navy Shower’.
One of my life’s pleasures is a long hot shower.
I’m not feeling the ‘Zippity Do Dah’ today.
Ergo the shirt.
Time for an Irish Coffee…
Baileys ain’t going to suffice.
That's right Tom Shillue will be hosting Gutfeld! this Friday and we'd like your questions!
Submit your questions below for Tom & the Panelist's on Fridays GUTFELD! below
Don't miss Tom this weekend in Levittown, NY @ the Govenors for his live comedy Show! Tickets: https://www.tomshillue.com/live
Congratulations to @GGSister3. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@GGSister3
What job have you been offered in the past that you know you were not qualified for but you took it anyway?
We've got some fun & exciting LIVE shows coming up!
Don't miss...
Tom Shillue this weekend July 17-18 in Levittown, NY https://govs.govs.com/shows/355357 and https://www.tomshillue.com/#tour
and
Greg & Tom in
Las Vegas, Sept 20
Clarkeville, TN Sept 21
Peoria, IL Oct 17
St. Louis, MO Oct 18
For tickets go to https://ggutfeld.com/live/
First, a huge thank you to everyone who participated! I loved reading your stories, seeing your family photos, sharing your move from California to …th Carolina(loved the license plate @Nondimmable), and even being treated to an amazing rendition of “You’re a Grand Old Flag” (looking at you, @marriedtodem! 😊).
It was wonderful getting to know so many of you a little better. Choosing a winner wasn’t easy, but here we go!
🥇 Grand Prize Winner: @B_ellen
Brenda, your story was an absolute tearjerker. Reading about your return home from North Africa because of the war and then flying over the Statue of Liberty… I can only imagine how emotional that moment must have been. Congratulations! You and a guest will receive two VIP tickets to the Gutfeld! show of your choice.
🥈 Runner-Up: @marriedtodem
Your heartfelt performance of “You’re a Grand Old Flag” brought a smile to everyone’s face. Thank you for sharing your talent with all of us!
⭐ Bonus ...
“Chili”
This was ‘Chili’ the red Husky.
He belonged to Uno.
He was only 6.
For some unknown reason, he became a fear biter.
If he thought you were going to grab his collar, especially if he was in his ‘crate’ he would snap or bite.
Otherwise he was a wonderful dog.
For some reason, I was one f his favorite humans. He would lose his mind whenever I visited.
He ‘bit’ his third person…
So he had to be put down.
I will miss him terribly.
