The Angel on the Christmas Tree
Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip. But there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More Stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hid the liquor and there was nothing to drink.
In his frustration, he dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.
Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said: "Where would you like to put this tree Santa?"
And that my friend, is how the little angel came to be on top of the Christmas tree.
Mornin
Congrats to @SGKusmertz, @Missmommapanda, @Fuezie, your questions were chosen for tonight’s
Gutfeld .
@SGKusmertz Is there something you collect that is often a “go to” gift for you from family or friends? @Missmommapanda Which sitcom dad do you think Greg will be most like?
@Fuezie What Christmas song annoys you or makes you cringe?
Sorry @Fuezie you were cut off. Locals video time limits. I’ll see if I can get part 2 up tomorrow. .
Congrats to @apalm and @ACDC_Guy! Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Gutfeld.
@APalm If you could safely commune with any exotic animal, what animal would you choose?
@ACDC_Guy Who would you want to have a cold beer/cocktail with at a local dive bar?
@ACDC_Guy video will be in a separate post due to local’s time constraints.
Something I would like to see and have brought up to my Reps...
A bill pushed thru called "The Historic Statues Reclamation Act" .
Simply put we put back all the historic statues of our Founders , Generals and others hat were removed and hidden away to appease a small group of activist.
Then we take all the statues of floyd , brown and other criminals that were cast from melted down historic statues and melt and recast into the historic statues that were stolen from We the People and replaced to heir former glory.
What our politicians let happen is a travesty and we need made whole from thier inaction .
