Is The Five a fucking rerun today? 'Cause I thought that Trump won the election like six weeks ago, and she lost.
Just stop talking about her already. It's over. We won, they lost.
Congratulations to @bek1 Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@bek1 What is your "go-to" music for a romantic encounter?
Congratulations to @steve-allen. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@Steve-allen. What movie would you have been a great actor in ?
Congratulations to @APalm and @derrickhhurd. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists. Well, that was fun. We got a chorus.
@apalm As a kid, what luxury item did you dream about buying some day?
@derrickhhurd What is the last thing you would be willing to give up if you had to?
Morning! Some bad short jokes and some memes. Dedicated to @johnconner2046
What do you give a man who has everything?
Penicillin.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter.
Today, I asked my phone, “Siri, why am I still single?” It activated the front-facing camera.
SHORT RANT......2 of my grown ass kids( who are both parents) are friggin drainin my battery with their "Im callin my parents" while fighting w their spouses 🤨 I don't friggin care what youse guys are bitchin about Work it out or WALK out......THE NEWS ...Is just pissin me off....MY HUSBAND . Well....that goes w/o sayin 🤦 & NOW....Frost on my car....72 degrees later....EVERYHING JUST PICK A LANE ALREADY!!!! 🤬😤🤬 Bella & I are goin for a long ass ride & share beef jerky under a tree somewhere......🤦🙄 have to pick up a new can of OFF...Damn bugs....Gonna look on amazon & see if they make OFF for people while Im at it......Thank You for losin a few minutes of your life to read this crap...Im sorry its time you'll never get back 😏🤭😂☕💫❤️
