Hillary Clinton is elected president, . . .
On the first night she spends in the White House, she is visited by the ghost of George Washington.
She asks him, "George, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of George Washington responds...
"Never tell a lie."
"Oh, I don't think I can do that."
The next night, she is visited by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson.
She asks him, "Thomas, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of Thomas Jefferson responds...
"Listen to the people."
"Oh, I don't think I can do that."
On the third night, she is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln.
She asks him, "Abraham, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of Abraham Lincoln responds...
"Go see a play."
Mornin.
Congrats to three of our gutters. Your questions were chosen for tonight's Thanksgiving. Eve show:
@wilbner Are you an early, on time, or late person? @kargen What car did you learn to drive in?
@kenleek What was your worst day in grade school and why was it so?
This will be a two part posting. Could not upload the full segment in one shot. And yes, these were not questions that were on today's Ask Greg posting. We will save those for another day. Thank you for participating.
Here are the other two winning ASK GREG questions:
@wilbner Are you an early, on time, or late person?
@kargen What car did you learn to drive in?
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