A man was waiting for a bus one day, when he noticed a young blonde woman digging a hole...
...and another blonde immediately filling the hole back in with dirt. He watches as they move up the street doing this over and over again. The first blonde digs a hole, and the second one fills the dirt right back in. After a few minutes, he decides to ask them "excuse me, what are you ladies doing?"
"We're working" the first blonde replies.
"Just the two of you?" He inquires.
"Well" the second blonde chimes in, "there's usually three of us, but the girl that plants the trees called out sick"
Mornin
Congrats to @apalm and @ACDC_Guy! Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Gutfeld.
@APalm If you could safely commune with any exotic animal, what animal would you choose?
@ACDC_Guy Who would you want to have a cold beer/cocktail with at a local dive bar?
@ACDC_Guy video will be in a separate post due to local’s time constraints.
@ACDC_Guy Who would you want to have a cold beer/cocktail with at a local dive bar?
@jmarkers, the winner is. Correct guess, 122 Star Wars ornaments.
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Thank you everyone for participating!
Celebrate your Christmas spirit, you must. A prize of great value await, the worthy. Enter with heart full of cheer.
Guess how many tree ornaments there are on our tree. Exact guess or closest to not going over, a prize win you will. Fun, you must have!
One entry per person. First CORRECT guess or closest without going over wins. Contest ends December 3rd midnight, Eastern Standard time.
i know you've been wondering where i've gone! or been!
I wasn't in jail, or getting a sex change, or getting a sex change in jail.
My wife gave birth last week to a delightful little girl named Mira.
so i've been off, basically running interference between the baby and a very inquisitive french bulldog. because the baby hasn't gotten her shots, we can't let the little guy near her. so i'm basically keeping him busy while wife does that "other" stuff. its been a surreal amazing experience. Being superstitious, we didnt want to tell anyone until the baby was born. I would write more here, but i am literally on 24 hour emergency assistance - when Elena wants something I have to get it, or I get tazed.
As for Mira, she's got her mothers looks, and her fathers dislike for Brian Kilmeade. I turned on fox and friends this morning, and she cried incessantly until i turned it to something less disturbing (Dexter).
my guess is, i'll probably be back to work in the new year, no later.
but ...
