A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear.
Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?"
The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old."
"Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?"
"Your name never came up in the conversation."
Mornin
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Greetings from North Carolaska. Fortunately power in the area appears to be cranking through the chill, wind, and snow. Hope everyone in the deep freeze out there is doing okay.