A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear.
Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?"
The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old."
"Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?"
"Your name never came up in the conversation."
Mornin
Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.
@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
Made Sam the Cooking Guy’s Japanese Beef Curry tonight. A simple one-pot dish with ground beef, carrots, onion, celery, potatoes, ginger, garlic, soy sauce, and Worcestershire sauce. Oh, and cabbage… which I forgot. Ooops.
I had most of the ingredients on hand, served it over rice, and called it dinner.
I give it a solid B dish.
Best part? Mark did not detect the onions. 😂 I’ll call that a win!
What’s your go-to one-pot dish?
