A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear.
Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?"
The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old."
"Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?"
"Your name never came up in the conversation."
Mornin
Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.
@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
Congratulations to @Ted_Prohowich. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@Ted_Prohowich What's your back to school advice?
It’s been a sad and heavy week. 9/11, Charlie Kirk, Andrew Wimsatt… it feels like there has been so much loss and sadness all around.
Then, this morning, I woke up to a little reminder that life keeps moving forward.
Around 4 a.m., the owls returned, filling the darkness with their mating calls. I got up around 5, stepped outside, and was greeted by this beautiful sunrise and two owls sitting together on the fence.
After such a difficult week, it felt like one small, beautiful gift.
Just one uplifting thing to start the day.
