A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear.
Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?"
The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old."
"Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?"
"Your name never came up in the conversation."
Mornin
Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.
@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
A huge thank you to all of our loyal Gutter supporters for joining us before the Gutfeld! show. It was so much fun getting together and we hope you enjoy the show as much as we enjoyed having you there. Thanks for being part of the gutter family. Sorry we missed you Mike, @heavyO.
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June,junemarie53, and husband Steve. Brenda, B_ellen, and husband Harry. Kevin, KevinProudTexan, and his friend Elton behind Kevin. Julie, Lasvegasgrandma. Mark is behind Julie. Chase, Heidi’s son, Heidi(Rugsie), and Chad, Heidi’s son. Josette, Markusabscent. Patsy, sagesooner, small head between Josette and Helen(G3june). Helen and her husband. Lisa, Patsy’s guest. Lastly, Michael, Powerdigm. And me, in front of Rugsie.
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Wuddya wanna bet that Trump NEVER WANTED GREENLAND to be a state in the first place, and that THIS is what he wanted all along?
The Artist of the Deal - In - Chief kept the msm, Greenland & Denmark off balance with his bombastic rhetoric, and ends up with exactly what he wanted all along. To Make America Safe Again. https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/trump-says-us-reached-agreement-214104868.html
