A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear.
Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?"
The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old."
"Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?"
"Your name never came up in the conversation."
Mornin
Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.
@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
I guess I'd only need to make one of these shirts @DunnKruger .
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/elon-musk-becomes-a-trillionaire-again-after-spacex-stock-jumps/ar-AA2dBj6I?ocid=socialshare
Well, at least we won't have to listen to Will & Grace's Debra Messing endorse another democrat...As long as she lives.
BTW when I look at this photo of Hillary, I think Nanny showing up to interview for the job of taking care of Damien.
https://www.themix.net/celebrity/debra-messing-backs-bruce-blakeman-2026/
