A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear.
Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?"
The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old."
"Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?"
"Your name never came up in the conversation."
Mornin
Congratulations to @jennybadger2 and @nancyCBr. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Kat and the Panelists.
@jennybadger2 What is your favorite memory from your childhood?
@nancyCBr What first world problem bothers you the most?
Ok one more but not mine. This one was told to me and worth sharing.
Two Alligators were sunning in the swamp shallows. One was much larger than the other. The little one said I don’t get it. We are the same age. We grew up together. How are you so much bigger?? The larger gator thought for a minute and asked —well, what are you eating? And the little one replied same as you, lawyers and politicians from the Courthouse over there. So the larger gator says how do you catch ‘em? And his little companion replied —I crawl up to the parking lot and get underneath a Lexus and I wait. When they come to unlock the car door I grab their leg and shake the crap out of them. Aha said big gator. That’s the answer. You are not getting enough nutrition because once you shake the crap out of lawyers and politicians, all that’s left is a butthole and a briefcase! 💼
Hey G2 ( @GregGutfeld )
Rush Limbaugh used to quote a statistic, wherein the top 10,000 tax payers in NYC, account for 40% of the cities’ tax revenue.
That number may be smaller now, but if only 2500 of those tax payers leave.
NYC is screwed.
Instituting a tax on ‘Millionaires’ and the general feeling of anti-Semitism is a sure way to get a sizable portion of that 10k to leave.
