A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear.
Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?"
The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old."
"Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?"
"Your name never came up in the conversation."
Mornin
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@bek1 Who is your favorite movie villain?
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@Fuezie What's one job where you have to trust people even though you really don't want to.....?
@steve-allen What daily habit do you do that you really didn't know you had until someone pointed it out?
There is a reason that Trump has given Marco Rubio so many jobs...he is awesome.
This line is Reaganesque, Churchillian...direct and to the point
"We in America have no interest in being polite and orderly caretakers of the West’s managed decline."
His speeches are so good, now I am curious how much input he has in writing them.