Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.
@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
I know you're not a HUGE football fan, @GregGutfeld , but Jesse's Eagles went 0 for 12 on 3rd downs yesterday...That's bad. And they LOST.
If there's a way for you (or Dana) to work it into the conversation on The 5 today, I'd be eternally grateful.
Ex: "Hey Jesse, there's like A DOZEN OR SO democrat Senate seats in play and only El Sayad has asked Kamala to campaign for him...That's like only ONE OUT OF TWELVE...STILL BETTER than your Eagles did on THIRD DOWNS YESTERDAY."
It's Fonday(rhymes with Monday)
Time for some apolitical memes, or maybe unpolitical, or maybe inpolitical, or perhaps impolitical or whatever other prefix that means "not".
Also, dogs and cats
Ive complained before, I know. Too much tv watchimg I guess. I can’t stand the graphics on Fox these days (said the crabby old lady🤪😵💫). Who are they playing to—-3 year olds? Gotta catch their interest w the ‘alert!alert’! - flashy transitions, booms, bangs & triumphant music(annoying in itself)?! It’s like a noisy flashbulb going off in one’s face over and over. And while I’m here being crabby - enough w the clown makeup on the ladies - such as the overdone eyelashes and (maybe this is a lipstick trend now) the (strange, to me)dark line around the lips. And I’m not being racist, I’ve seen it on all colors of people.
