hey all! i turned 60, which makes me officially middle aged (i plan on hitting 120).
but as i said on Gutfeld, if you hit 60, you're more likely to hit 70. its science. and you cannot disprove it (I dare you).
i'm so grateful for your friendship, your support and your vibrant engaging conversation.
i have some BIG surprises coming up - both professional and personal (and one might wish, cosmetic), but I am not spilling any tea, here, yet....
so HAPPY birthday to me! and thanks to you all!
Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.
@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
Congratulations to @Ted_Prohowich. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@Ted_Prohowich What's your back to school advice?
It’s been a sad and heavy week. 9/11, Charlie Kirk, Andrew Wimsatt… it feels like there has been so much loss and sadness all around.
Then, this morning, I woke up to a little reminder that life keeps moving forward.
Around 4 a.m., the owls returned, filling the darkness with their mating calls. I got up around 5, stepped outside, and was greeted by this beautiful sunrise and two owls sitting together on the fence.
After such a difficult week, it felt like one small, beautiful gift.
Just one uplifting thing to start the day.
We have some great Gutters who regularly send in questions for Friday night’s Gutfeld! Viewer Mail—and we LOVE seeing them. But lately, it seems like the same crew is doing most of the asking. 😏
So we’re wondering… what’s holding the rest of you back?
Do you have a question but aren’t sure what to ask? Not sure what makes a good Viewer Mail question? Or maybe you just haven’t gotten around to submitting one?
If there’s something we could do to make it easier or more fun to participate, tell us! We’d really love to hear your suggestions.
And if you’re ready to give it a shot, here are a few tips that can help your question get noticed:
• Keep it positive.
• Make it open-ended so Greg and the panel can have some fun with it—not just answer YES or NO.
• Ask the whole panel, rather than directing it only to Greg.
• Keep politics out of it.
• Avoid super-heavy or serious topics.
• And lastly … POST before 7 PM Pacific time Thursday
You don’t ...
Someone named Jay Bonelli posted this on Facebook. I thought it was worth sharing.
Dear Muslims: My family and I have decided to move from the US to a Muslim country. We haven't picked which one yet—we're still comparing which one offers the best benefits package.
All my neighbors want to come too. And my neighbors' neighbors. And all their friends. And their friends' friends. Millions of us will show up with suitcases and a sense of entitlement.
As a large Christian community, we'll need a few small changes: Please start building churches immediately. Real churches, with nice loud bells, the kind that can be heard from the town square.
We'll also need for everyone to celebrate Christmas, and to close certain streets once a year for our processions. We may want to gather to pray to our Almighty God on your streets, in your parks, or on the lawns of your mosques.
We'll be an oppressed minority, so you'll have to be understanding and adapt to our way of life. Every supermarket must stock real pork, ...
