hey all! i turned 60, which makes me officially middle aged (i plan on hitting 120).
but as i said on Gutfeld, if you hit 60, you're more likely to hit 70. its science. and you cannot disprove it (I dare you).
i'm so grateful for your friendship, your support and your vibrant engaging conversation.
i have some BIG surprises coming up - both professional and personal (and one might wish, cosmetic), but I am not spilling any tea, here, yet....
so HAPPY birthday to me! and thanks to you all!
Congratulations to @KentC. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@kenyC. Who was your biggest tv/movie crush? Did you ever meet them?
Tickets still available for our last 4 shows of the year.
Join us...
Sat, Sept 19, Henderson, NV, Lees Family Forum
Gutfeld, Shillue & Joe Machi
Sun, Sept 20, Clarksville, TN, F&M Bank Arena
Gutfeld, Shillue & Joe Machi
Sat, Oct 17, Peoria, IL, Peoria Civic Center
Gutfeld, Shillue & Jeff Dye
Sun, Oct 18, St. Charles, MO, Family Arena
Gutfeld, Shillue & Jeff Dye
Go to www.GGUTFELD.com/live for tickets!
Live from the waiting room… Greg has thoughts
Update #2 the vending machine in the juror lounge has Funyons. This is why America is great.
Just been called
Currently in a big room for jury duty. I feel compelled to nominate myself as jury foreman immediately. Then later tell them I’m guilty of the crime they’ve accused the defendant of. I learned this from Clint Eastwood.
I just watched a long video about being an unbiased juror. I thought it sucked.
Why are you here.
I think I’ll be dismissed the moment I tell them I know Jesse Watters.
Jury update: no paper towels in the bathroom. Hand cleanser empty at all spots. None of the clocks are set at the right time. My yelp review is going to be scathIng.
A friend just told me racism gets you excused from jury duty. I already checked off “white” on my nationality so I’ll let them do the work.
No air conditioning in this place. Jesse got better treatment when he was detained in Turkey for ...
