A) Watch out for the sandbag when you leave the podium, Joe.
B) Which one of your 16 advisors told you that was a smart thing to say?
C) YOUR OWN DOJ said you had a poor memory...
D) Yes, I'm a CONVICTED FELON, Joe, but ask yourself: how is it that you're losing so badly in the polls to a CONVICTED FELON? The American people know!
E) Are you SURE of that, Joe? As sure as you were that the LAPTOP was RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION? As sure as you were that HUNTER had never made money from CHINA?
F) So you won't get a drug test tonight, huh Joe? Well, like father like son...
G) Joe, when all the bribes, influence peddling, and money laundering that your family did comes out in the wash, mark my words, you will go down in history as the most dishonest, the most corrupt, and the worst President in History...
H) Take your time, Joe, I know you don't have your file cards with you.
I) Wow, look at that, Joe TOOK A PAUSE...And he didn't even read it out loud this time...
J) So Joe...When are you going to replace Kamala on the ticket?
Mark requested a yule log cake so I reached out to my gutter family. 90% of you responded with “buy one“….Which I appreciate. However, a few Gutter souls delivered. Congratulations to @Kimmiesee for her Yule Log salted caramel filling recipe.. so good so good(I used Cook’s Illustrated sponge cake recipe but used Kim’s filling). Also, congratulations to @jennybadger2 for her jellyrole recipe. Mark asked me to do one with jam and here it is. I will be making this one for Mark‘s 64th birthday on February 10- because LOVE.
Thank you everyone else for sending me their recipes. I will be definitely using @MarkLawson buttercream frosting and if I ever find white chocolate pudding mix, I will try @Mmmril Sandra Lee recipe.
Please keep an eye out for an email from a Gutter team member @Kimmiesee and @jennybadger2.
Mark has officially put in a request for a Yule log.
Calling all bakers—does anyone have a TRULY foolproof recipe? And I mean foolproof-foolproof. 😅
I’ll ...
From typed thoughts to televised glory, congratulations to @APalm for taking the #1 spot! @heavyo grabs second and, lastly, @Missmommapanda rounds out the podium in third.
HUGE thank you to everyone who participated Ask Greg! for making the show even more wildly entertaining! Truly, couldn't do it without you. Can't wait to see what chaos-brilliance 2026 brings.
Finally, a very special shout out to @Ted_Prohowich who tackled the task of creating the attached spreadsheet tracking all the Ask Greg! winning questions that made it to the airwaves. A true public service. Please click on the attached file for all questions asked on air and tally totals.
Winners-keep an eye out for an email from a Gutter team member.
