A) Watch out for the sandbag when you leave the podium, Joe.
B) Which one of your 16 advisors told you that was a smart thing to say?
C) YOUR OWN DOJ said you had a poor memory...
D) Yes, I'm a CONVICTED FELON, Joe, but ask yourself: how is it that you're losing so badly in the polls to a CONVICTED FELON? The American people know!
E) Are you SURE of that, Joe? As sure as you were that the LAPTOP was RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION? As sure as you were that HUNTER had never made money from CHINA?
F) So you won't get a drug test tonight, huh Joe? Well, like father like son...
G) Joe, when all the bribes, influence peddling, and money laundering that your family did comes out in the wash, mark my words, you will go down in history as the most dishonest, the most corrupt, and the worst President in History...
H) Take your time, Joe, I know you don't have your file cards with you.
I) Wow, look at that, Joe TOOK A PAUSE...And he didn't even read it out loud this time...
J) So Joe...When are you going to replace Kamala on the ticket?
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