A) Watch out for the sandbag when you leave the podium, Joe.
B) Which one of your 16 advisors told you that was a smart thing to say?
C) YOUR OWN DOJ said you had a poor memory...
D) Yes, I'm a CONVICTED FELON, Joe, but ask yourself: how is it that you're losing so badly in the polls to a CONVICTED FELON? The American people know!
E) Are you SURE of that, Joe? As sure as you were that the LAPTOP was RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION? As sure as you were that HUNTER had never made money from CHINA?
F) So you won't get a drug test tonight, huh Joe? Well, like father like son...
G) Joe, when all the bribes, influence peddling, and money laundering that your family did comes out in the wash, mark my words, you will go down in history as the most dishonest, the most corrupt, and the worst President in History...
H) Take your time, Joe, I know you don't have your file cards with you.
I) Wow, look at that, Joe TOOK A PAUSE...And he didn't even read it out loud this time...
J) So Joe...When are you going to replace Kamala on the ticket?
Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.
@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
Congratulations to @wilbner and @APalm. Your questions were chosen for tonight‘s Halloween.Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@wilbner What place, or person, did you avoid when trick-or-treating as a kid?
@Apalm Did you ever attend a Halloween costume party and later have some regrets about your costume choice?
Remember the Greg-O-Lantern from year ago donated by one of our loyal Gutter members @apalm? It made another appearance on tonight’s Gutfeld!
The 2027 Gutfeld Live Tour Schedule with ticketing links & info will be released Monday Nov 2 at 10am EST.
Don’t miss Gutfeld as he takes on the madness of modern America, exposing hypocrisy, skewering sacred cows, and saying the things everyone’s thinking but HR won’t let them say. No teleprompters, no government-approved punchlines, and definitely no sensitivity training. It’s a night of hilarious and subversive commentary on American politics and pop culture, and the stuff you’ll never hear him say on Live TV. Don't miss seeing our man Live on the road in 2027!
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