A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday.
She spent $5000 and felt really good about the results.
On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around.
As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 35,"he replied.
"I'm actually 47," the woman said, feeling really happy.
After that she went into McDonald's for lunch and asked the order taker the same question.
He replied, "Oh, you look about 29."
"I am actually 47!" she said, feeling really good.
While standing at the bus stop she asked an old man the same question.
He replied, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a woman's age. If I put my hand up your skirt I will be able to tell your exact age."
There was no one around, so the woman said, "What the hell?" and let him slip his hand up her skirt.
After feeling around for a while, the old man said, "OK, You are 47."
Stunned, the woman said, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?"
The old man replied, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."
Mornin.
Congratulations to @MrsS and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
MrsS: Name a guilty pleasure of yours.
Wilbner: What motivated you to get into your chosen profession?
Congratulations to @steve-allen. Two of three of your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists. This is a first!
Whats the most regrettable purchase do you ever remember making ?
What movie scene in what movie shocked you the most?
Piece of shit. He's putting a target on Elon's back, knowing full well the crazies are out in force.
Saying Elon killed thousands of kids when he found the grift in USAID.
Meanwhile in office it pretty much looks like Ro has been working on his portfolio instead of the people's business.
VOTE MOST OF OUR POLITICIANS OUT.
They are useless grifters.
I am tired of people saying it's so hard to buy a home. I've posted this before, I bought a new trailer a few months before we got married, in a trailer court. Lived in it for 5 years. Bought a house that was 20' x 24', smaller than our trailer, gutted the whole house, it had gas lighting in the house when it was built, rewired, replumbed, new roof, & siding! ALL WHILE WE LIVED IN THIS HOUSE, we had 2 boys, 5 & 2 years old, and the wife got pregnant! Added an a 24' x 28' addition! Now this was with me working rotating shifts, 10 hour days at 6 days a week, many weeks 7 days! We had Thanksgiving Dinner with the studs showing as we were still remodeling! Start small, be humble, we never needed a 3500 -4000 sf house! To this day, our home is only 1200 sf!
