A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday.
She spent $5000 and felt really good about the results.
On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around.
As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 35,"he replied.
"I'm actually 47," the woman said, feeling really happy.
After that she went into McDonald's for lunch and asked the order taker the same question.
He replied, "Oh, you look about 29."
"I am actually 47!" she said, feeling really good.
While standing at the bus stop she asked an old man the same question.
He replied, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a woman's age. If I put my hand up your skirt I will be able to tell your exact age."
There was no one around, so the woman said, "What the hell?" and let him slip his hand up her skirt.
After feeling around for a while, the old man said, "OK, You are 47."
Stunned, the woman said, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?"
The old man replied, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."
Mornin.
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Timely as to the A Block fauci discussion - this rolled up on my FB Memories from 6 years ago - All of this data is from 2020 - during the height of tracking - the gov't & other sources stopped the tracking after summer 2020 I believe. This does not reflect 2020 - now - but the media did its job to gin up fear and cause extremely hurtful decisions for society moving forward.
And yes, Covid was a very serious illness, and the resulting deaths were very sad.
So because of all the reporting and barrage of numbers, I, myself, made a spreadsheet to keep track of the data though; so I could make sense of the numbers I hear/see, gain a good perspective, and feel more at ease. I use both the covidtracking.com and WI-DHS numbers for my spreadsheet. [And my engineering training causes me to like to keep track of data and make spreadsheets. I do the same thing for local weather (and I have for many years).]
As of yesterday (7-29), WI had 0.9% of the population test/probable +results, and 0.02% have died.(Much like the US, as a whole). For ...
