A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday.
She spent $5000 and felt really good about the results.
On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around.
As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 35,"he replied.
"I'm actually 47," the woman said, feeling really happy.
After that she went into McDonald's for lunch and asked the order taker the same question.
He replied, "Oh, you look about 29."
"I am actually 47!" she said, feeling really good.
While standing at the bus stop she asked an old man the same question.
He replied, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a woman's age. If I put my hand up your skirt I will be able to tell your exact age."
There was no one around, so the woman said, "What the hell?" and let him slip his hand up her skirt.
After feeling around for a while, the old man said, "OK, You are 47."
Stunned, the woman said, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?"
The old man replied, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."
Mornin.
Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
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The first appearance of Charlie Brown!
This Day In History Oct 2 1950 - Li'l Folks 1st strip of Charlie Brown, "Li'l Folks", later "Peanuts", by Charles M. Schulz published in seven nationwide papers
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Good grief! Charlie Brown made his debut 76 years ago today.
When cartoonist Charles M. Schulz published his first “Peanuts” comic strip in 1950, it appeared in only seven newspapers. Fifty years later, the “Peanuts” characters were fixtures in more than 2,600 papers worldwide.
Schulz’s characters were easy to love. Audiences rallied behind the meek and gentle Charlie Brown and dreamed big with his imaginative pet dog, Snoopy. They came to expect that Linus would be glued to his security blanket and that Schroeder would be hunched over his piano. Readers even sympathized with Lucy—unapologetic confidence, infamous football prank, and all—in her unrequited infatuation for Shroeder.
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On this date in history (October 2, 1950), a simple ...
I’m not a man who is AWOL but I play one in my spare time.
Just wanted to pop in and let you all know I’m still alive and spending as much time as possible doing what I enjoy with my family.
Mrs SESOME is doing fine all things considered and Lil SESOME is getting bigger by the day and doing well.
NATIONAL CUSTODIAL WORKER'S RECOGNITION DAY
On October 2, National Custodial Worker's Recognition Day encourages appreciation to the employees who keep our schools and workplaces across the nation running smoothly. Join us as we celebrate the hardworking personnel that keep our schools, hospitals, office buildings, museums, churches, and other buildings clean and well maintained.
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Custodial workers operate behind the scenes. Oftentimes, they are under-appreciated for the hard work they do day after day, too. While delivering outstanding services and running a well-maintained building, these superheroes contribute to critical first impressions and the success of any business. They're the people we call on to give our brick and mortar businesses a polished look to efficiently keep everything in top condition.
Custodial work is physically demanding. Depending on the position, custodial workers may work varying shifts and possibly in several locations. They may be part of a...
