The Irish Sinner
Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life.
After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?"
Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like mine and I knew he came to church every Sunday. I also knew that he had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn's hat."
The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn't steal McGlynn's hat. What changed your mind?"
Murphy replied, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat after all."
With a tear in his eye the priest gave Murphy a big smile and said; "After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' ya decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in Hell?"
Murphy slowly shook his head. "No, Father, after ya talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' I remembered where I left me hat.
Mornin
I’ll take the ticket
NaNa and I went to the neighborhood beach, Deerfield Beach. Dogs are not allowed on the beach at this time of day. So I brought her anyway
Shs loves the beach and she only has about a year or so left on this earth so I said screw it
We ran down to the shoreline we jumped in the water, me and my vans and she and her paws.
She had the biggest smile on her face, bunny hopping over the sand like she was a puppy again
So we leave the water we’re heading back up towards the sand and some official rolls up on me
“ Excuse me, ma’am dogs are not allowed on the beach at this time of day”
“ yeah I know and I don’t care. I’m practicing a little civil disobedience.”
He laughed and said OK cool I really don’t care. I just have to tell you and rolled away.
50 feet later another official in a different truck rolls up on me and basically says the same thing
To which I answered basically the same thing
He did nothing except for slow roll in his vehicle along side of us walking
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‘Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer showed up to the NFL Draft in Detroit and got booed into another dimension.’ - Citizen Free Press / X
Governor Gretchen ‘Ratched’ Whitmer getting a terrific welcome. There’s a lot of love in that room! 😂🤣
Spring is here…time for a gardening contest. Show us what plants you have in your home, apartment, indoor/outdoor/rooftop garden, art garden, and beyond.
Enter your gardening projects, planter builds, trellises, greenhouses, living art, potted plants, etc. Don’t forget to include a picture of your projects for a chance at Gutter merch prizes. PLEASE post pictures to this thread.
Projects must be created or designed by you or a family member.
Contest ends May 31. I will send out a reminder as the end date approaches.
Now, get some garden therapy and grow some miracles!
