GUTFELD Live 2024 Tour / Pre-Sale Ticket Links and Code
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Sun June 9th- Red Bank, NJ
Count Basie Center for the Arts
TICKET LINK: https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/1D006057EEDD3E88
Sat Aug 10th - Fort Lauderdale, FL
Broward Center for the Performing Arts
TICKET LINK: http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/0D006068B86C2E40?brand=broward
Sun Aug 11th - Durham, NC
Durham Performing Arts Center
TICKET LINK: https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/2D006067F5296B45
Sat & Sun Sept 21-22 - Las Vegas, NV (2nd Annual Gutfeld Birthday Surprise - 2 Night Engagement! )
Green Valley Ranch Resort, Spa & Casino
Saturday TICKET LINK: https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/170060618C0647C2
Sunday TICKET LINK: https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/170060618EF35118
Congratulations to @heavyO and @chitchatjf. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@heavyO Have you ever gone to a high school reunion?
@chitchatjf Which movie would you most like to see remade with YOU playing the main character?
Congratulations to @SGKusmertz. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists
In a crisis, are you the go to person, or do you fall apart?
@apalm It's gourd to be famous. Andrew you can explain your creation.
A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms, and a pen.
She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment. Do you have health insurance? she asked.
He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"
He replied, "No money in the bank."
"Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the irritated nun.
He said, "I only have a spinster sister and she is a nun."
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
"Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."
Mornin
Was watchin the Whitehouse Briefing yesterday ...
The CBS bimbo kept tryin to push a gotcha question on Karoline about the Whitehouse renovations and Pres. Trumps right to do them...
Her question , which wasnt a question....
"So the president has the right to just demolish any building in DC he wants...
The Whitehouse , The Jefferson Memorial , he can just tear them down ...
Karoline cut her off and moved on .
How freakin stupid of a question...
Why would Trump want to tear down any memorial in DC ....
And when was that ever mentioned...
Thats the lefts game , tearin down statues
I thought Bari Weiss was gettin CBS straightened out ...
The Bimbo needs to go.
