Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.
@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
In honor of @johnconner2046 returning to the board, some jokes and a meme
And because John returning was just what the doctor ordered, these are all doctor related
John saw his doctor yesterday and showed him the rash on his butt.
But the doctor completely ignored him and kept scanning his groceries through the checkout.
John says that he doesn't ofter roll a joint.
But when he does, its his ankle...on the curb
John created a new dating app for people who are on the same meds as you.
It’s called Relationscripts.
GLOBAL CAT DAY
Global Cat Day on October 16 raises awareness surrounding non-lethal feline programs across the country. More than any other shelter animal, cats and kittens face euthanization at a much higher rate. However, programs such as trap, neuter, and release (TNR) are making it possible for cats to live full and healthy lives right in our neighborhoods.
#GlobalCatDay
TNR programs aim to reduce shelters and overall colony populations across the country. TNR programs trap feral and stray cats. They are then neutered and vaccinated under the care of a veterinarian. Their ears are tipped to identify that they have been neutered. Then the cat is released back into the neighborhood where they were captured.
Long-term studies across the country show that not only does the population decline, but the cats live out their lives healthily. Additionally, these programs save taxpayers money over time.
Reduces animal service calls
Lessens the burden on shelters
Neighborhoods become quieter - mating behavior decreases
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