yes, its true, I'm self-identifying as a woodland creature.
but also the new show, will premiere on april 5th at 11 pm eastern.
also it's called GUTFELD!
With a nightly changing subtitle (because that's what we do)
i've placed the delightful press release below.
but in sum, we're going forward with the same crew - Tyrus and Kat - and adding of few of our lovable lugs (joe machi and joe devote), along with Tom Shillue and some other familiar faces i cannot name because they haven't been vetted by human resources.
it's going to be awesome.
trust me.
https://www.foxnews.com/media/fox-news-new-late-night-program-gutfeld-april-5
Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.
@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
Post your questions below for Greg & Friday's Panelists on GUTFELD!
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives...
Fourteen Logical Reasons Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives
1. The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave lots of things on the floor.
4. Dogs' parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go, instantly, 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're pissed.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. Dogs won't wake you up at night to ask: "If I died, would you get another dog?"
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and sell 'em.
11. When you drop a silent one, dogs don't run around frantically with room spray.
12. Dogs will let you put a studded collar on, without calling you a pervert.
13. If a dog smells another dog on you, it won't kick you in the crotch; it just finds it interesting.
And last, but ...
