yes, its true, I'm self-identifying as a woodland creature.
but also the new show, will premiere on april 5th at 11 pm eastern.
also it's called GUTFELD!
With a nightly changing subtitle (because that's what we do)
i've placed the delightful press release below.
but in sum, we're going forward with the same crew - Tyrus and Kat - and adding of few of our lovable lugs (joe machi and joe devote), along with Tom Shillue and some other familiar faces i cannot name because they haven't been vetted by human resources.
it's going to be awesome.
trust me.
https://www.foxnews.com/media/fox-news-new-late-night-program-gutfeld-april-5
Congratulations to @heavyO and @chitchatjf. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@heavyO Have you ever gone to a high school reunion?
@chitchatjf Which movie would you most like to see remade with YOU playing the main character?
Congratulations to @SGKusmertz. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists
In a crisis, are you the go to person, or do you fall apart?
@apalm It's gourd to be famous. Andrew you can explain your creation.
Morning Gutter Gang and a fine damp morning it is up our way. I'll kick it into gear soon. Honest.
Today is the 78th birthday for star of stage and screen, Kevin Kline. What a great collection of films he's
starred in over the years. Plus he's married to Phoebe Cates--ya gotta remember her.
Anyhow, I did mention he's a star of the stage as well, earning 3 Tony Awards for his performances on Broadway. So coming up is a short song from the show Pirates of Penzance. But wait, what's the name of this song? Oh "It Really Doesn't Matter"...
A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms, and a pen.
She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment. Do you have health insurance? she asked.
He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"
He replied, "No money in the bank."
"Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the irritated nun.
He said, "I only have a spinster sister and she is a nun."
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
"Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."
Mornin
