Not from Greg, from Shillue
Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.
@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
Congratulations to @NJFLA. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@NJFLA What’s an impulse that gets you into lots of trouble?
“Kelly Clarksons’”
Recent travails at a toy store reminded me of an issue I had back in the ‘90s.
It was a Saturday, I’d been working in the yard, and was a tad sweaty. I was wearing old clothes, and an old pair of combat boots. The boots were stained ‘green’ from mowing and smelled faintly of ‘onion grass’. I was driving my 10 year old beat up blue Ford pickup truck.
For some reason, I was about 20 miles from home, and happened to be near a ‘Pontiac’ dealer. My lovely bride was interested in a Minivan they made called a ‘Transport’. So I stopped by to inquire about the van.
I walked around the dealership for a good 15 minutes looking at cars.
The normally ubiquitous salesmen were not to be found. Normally you can’t walk by a car lot without having a salesman harangue you.
I finally approached what I thought was a salesman and asked if I could get information about the van.
He immediately gave me a ‘questionnaire’ to determine what I could afford. I’ve purchased ...