Mark dragged down his Chewbacca from upstairs and wore his favorite mask for Halloween. No negativity surprisingly…. ! He did, however, pay a visit to the liberal house next door and repeatedly yelled, “You’re fired! You’re fired! You’re fired!” I think they actually enjoyed it.
Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.
@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
First, I want to thank everybody for sharing your stories. It was great hearing about all your meat pies, Reese’s sandwiches (yes, chocolate/peanut butter on toast!), Campbell’s soup concoctions, rice pudding, beef stews, homemade sausage, and growing-up-on-the-farm stories. These were just awesome!
It’s funny how certain foods can take you right back to childhood. Some of these meals may not have been fancy, but they were made with what Mom had on hand, and they left us with memories that have lasted a lifetime. Thanks for taking us all down memory lane. We loved reading every one of them!
And…
Congratulations to @socalmike and @dakotagal! Your heartfelt stories were randomly chosen as our winners for the Look What I Grew Up With contest.
Thank you both for sharing a little piece of your childhood with us!
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Remember when Mom could turn a pound of hamburger, a bag of noodles, and a seasoning packet into a ...
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said ...
"Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger...
"What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know how about nuclear power?"
"OK that could be an interesting topic...
But let me ask you a question first."
"A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
"Jeez, I have no idea."
"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
Evenin.
All the stories say that the Democrats generated something like 20 million more votes last week than they did in the prior election. And we know democrats are the most arrogant bastards around. So why aren't there any dem operatives, party officials, candidates, etc out there saying "look what I did!" or "give me the credit"? You'd think someone would brag about their "accomplishment" eh? But all they're saying is "lawyer up" and "get ready for subpoenas". Kinda makes me a little suspicious when no democrat will step up to take credit. Hmmm
https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-midterm-election-results-truth-social-12681983