Congrats to @SGKusmertz, @Missmommapanda, @Fuezie, your questions were chosen for tonight’s
Gutfeld .
@SGKusmertz Is there something you collect that is often a “go to” gift for you from family or friends? @Missmommapanda Which sitcom dad do you think Greg will be most like?
@Fuezie What Christmas song annoys you or makes you cringe?

Sorry @Fuezie you were cut off. Locals video time limits. I’ll see if I can get part 2 up tomorrow. .

Congrats to @apalm and @ACDC_Guy! Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Gutfeld.
@APalm If you could safely commune with any exotic animal, what animal would you choose?
@ACDC_Guy Who would you want to have a cold beer/cocktail with at a local dive bar?

@ACDC_Guy video will be in a separate post due to local’s time constraints.

@ACDC_Guy Who would you want to have a cold beer/cocktail with at a local dive bar?

i know you've been wondering where i've gone! or been!
I wasn't in jail, or getting a sex change, or getting a sex change in jail.
My wife gave birth last week to a delightful little girl named Mira.
so i've been off, basically running interference between the baby and a very inquisitive french bulldog. because the baby hasn't gotten her shots, we can't let the little guy near her. so i'm basically keeping him busy while wife does that "other" stuff. its been a surreal amazing experience. Being superstitious, we didnt want to tell anyone until the baby was born. I would write more here, but i am literally on 24 hour emergency assistance - when Elena wants something I have to get it, or I get tazed.

As for Mira, she's got her mothers looks, and her fathers dislike for Brian Kilmeade. I turned on fox and friends this morning, and she cried incessantly until i turned it to something less disturbing (Dexter).

my guess is, i'll probably be back to work in the new year, no later.
but ...

Daddy's gonna eat your fingers.
I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this", and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," pretending to eat them.

I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said, "What's wrong, honey?"

She replied, "What happened to my booger?"
Mornin

If shooter turns out to be "Homosexual" or "Transexual" .
I don't want to hear another word about "Gun Control" or "Gun Violence"
I want to hear these are mental disorders and see money go to stop glorifying it as a alternate life stye.