In honor of all those lost fighting for our country and allies. God bless them all.
Congratulations to @padutchprincess for correctly guessing, sadly, the egg won’t be hatching. Please keep an eye out for an email from a Gutter team member.
Please enjoy the next video taken this weekend of the 2 owlets. Some of you may have already heard this story but yesterday morning, I heard all this crazy noise outside. I look out and mama owl is up in the tree with three crows harassing her. So I grabbed some golf balls and just started throwing them at the crows. Eventually, they gave up and flew away.
Oh, and Happy Tax Day🤮🤮🤮🤮
CORRECTION: I made a little bit of an error. I originally stated winner(s).
We have two additional winners @pjparty and @Fuezie. Keep an eye on your emails.
Post your questions below for Greg and the panelists on Friday's Gutfeld!
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday.
She spent $5000 and felt really good about the results.
On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around.
As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 35,"he replied.
"I'm actually 47," the woman said, feeling really happy.
After that she went into McDonald's for lunch and asked the order taker the same question.
He replied, "Oh, you look about 29."
"I am actually 47!" she said, feeling really good.
While standing at the bus stop she asked an old man the same question.
He replied, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a woman's age. If I put my hand up your skirt I will be able to tell your exact age."
There was no one around, so the woman said, "What the hell?" and let him slip his hand up her skirt.
After feeling around for a while, the old man said, "OK, You are 47."
Stunned, the woman ...
