Tell them I fly for Delta. Smile gently at their nervous patter. Then I cut to the chase. "If we aren't sniffing ass behind the planter in 3 minutes, I'm gunna leave with the Pekingese and she's got 3 legs." Works every time. I'm basically the Robert Wagner of French bulldogs.
Hey everyone, summer is peaking now and had to get away for some RnR and attended the Baseball Circus--aka Cosmic Takeover Tour in Reno NV...not my cup of tea but the families with kids enjoyed it...chaos on top of chaos
Look who's coming to Clarksville, TN and Las Vegas next month joining Gutfeld, Tom Shillue & Joe Machi! Don't miss out!
https://ggutfeld.com/live/gutfeld-live-clarksville-tn/
https://ggutfeld.com/live/gutfeld-live-henderson-nv/
Congratulations to @steve-allen and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@Steve-allen What pet did you always want but never got ?
@Wilbner What food have you "overdosed" on many years ago, and refuse to eat now?
Great day! Had a wonderful time hosting brunch that just ended a little while ago with my cousin and friends. Beautiful 80 degree sunny day with little humidity! And at noon today, we had our first born butterfly, a boy! He is strong and we will probably release him tomorrow.
