Tell them I fly for Delta. Smile gently at their nervous patter. Then I cut to the chase. "If we aren't sniffing ass behind the planter in 3 minutes, I'm gunna leave with the Pekingese and she's got 3 legs." Works every time. I'm basically the Robert Wagner of French bulldogs.
No more money to Cali. we can't trust them with our dollars.
Free money to illegals to stay home so they don't get picked up.
I say misappropriation of funds.