Tell them I fly for Delta. Smile gently at their nervous patter. Then I cut to the chase. "If we aren't sniffing ass behind the planter in 3 minutes, I'm gunna leave with the Pekingese and she's got 3 legs." Works every time. I'm basically the Robert Wagner of French bulldogs.
Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.
@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
