Tell them I fly for Delta. Smile gently at their nervous patter. Then I cut to the chase. "If we aren't sniffing ass behind the planter in 3 minutes, I'm gunna leave with the Pekingese and she's got 3 legs." Works every time. I'm basically the Robert Wagner of French bulldogs.
After four decades of hard work, Mark finally gets the promotion he deserves… to head of homemade pizza tasting.
So tell me, what was your milestone work anniversary gift?