But it's tougher being Earth's sexiest canine as judged by Earth's Sexiest Canine Monthly. The "meet and greet" today was relentless. How many sweaty hands do I have to shake. And the women throw themselves at me like I'm some bimbo. By the way don't give me your number. I can't dial a phone.
Congratulations to @APalm, @Pam_Antosiak, @RockNRollHS. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s.Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@APalm Who's a celebrity that is universally considered attractive, but they just don't do it for you?
@Pam_Antosiak At your current level of professional success, do you still have a five year plan? And if you do, where do you want to be in five years?
@RockNRollHS What is it that annoys you the most these days?
Taped The Great Christmas Showdown at Fox and this weekend I’ll be with Greg in Atlantic City
Tough to be Irish
"What's your name?", asked the teacher.
"Mohammad," he replied.
"You're in Ireland now," replied the teacher, "So from now on you will be known as Mike.
" Mohammad returned home after school.
"How was your day, Mohammad?", his mother asked.
"My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland and now my name is Mike”.
"Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!"
And his mother beat the shit out of him. Then she called his father, who beat the shit out of him again.
The next day Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all of his fresh bruises.
"What happened to you, Mike?", she asked.
"Well shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two fucking Arabs."
Mornin
@Patriotcat
Lunch dessert 😋
Would have been one more, but the chocolate soft serve machine is broken 😬
