But it's tougher being Earth's sexiest canine as judged by Earth's Sexiest Canine Monthly. The "meet and greet" today was relentless. How many sweaty hands do I have to shake. And the women throw themselves at me like I'm some bimbo. By the way don't give me your number. I can't dial a phone.
A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left her, hoping she would be well cared for.
The next morning, the nurses bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rushed up to catch her and straighten her up.
Again she seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt over to her other side. The nurses rushed back and once more brought her back upright. This went on all morning and repeated again the following day.
On the second afternoon the family arrived to see how the old woman was adjusting to her new home.
"So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?"
"It's pretty nice," she replied. "Except they won't let me fart."
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I came up with a new slogan tonight: "This is my tradition."
For the last 7-8 years, I have made these plastic wrap "prize balls" for my 4 nieces, with candy, lottery tickets, coins and paper money. Got idea from the internet, you roll it all up in a bunch of plastic wrap and roll dice and pass it around. Whatever falls out is yours, you have to pass it on. Today my husband said I shouldn't do it anymore because they are over 21 now for the most part and they will think I'm treating them like kids. But the original video had adults doing the game. He almost convinced me, until I talked to my sister, and she disagreed. So, I'm doing it. "This is my tradition." Same with Christmas cards. I write a little note in each one. I think it's dumb when you get a card and the people just sign their names. So many people don't even send them anymore, but I love doing it. "This is my tradition." As I finished our cards tonight, my husband finally got it. He started adding names to our...
