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Greg Gutfeld@GregGutfeld

December 20, 2022

It's tough being America's dog.

But it's tougher being Earth's sexiest canine as judged by Earth's Sexiest Canine Monthly. The "meet and greet" today was relentless. How many sweaty hands do I have to shake. And the women throw themselves at me like I'm some bimbo. By the way don't give me your number. I can't dial a phone.

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