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It's tough being America's dog.

But it's tougher being Earth's sexiest canine as judged by Earth's Sexiest Canine Monthly. The "meet and greet" today was relentless. How many sweaty hands do I have to shake. And the women throw themselves at me like I'm some bimbo. By the way don't give me your number. I can't dial a phone.

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Ask Greg Winning Question

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@Big_un What is the most difficult lesson you learned after moving out of your parent’s house?

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Ask Greg Winning Questions

Congratulations to @APalm and @DotCom Your questions were chosen for tonight's Ask Greg!
Watch out @apalm. New competition @DotCom.

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8 hours ago

Still waiting, Babylon Bee...
"With his experience in LOSING $40 million per year, the WNBA taps STEPHEN COLBERT to be their new commissioner."

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Hey Lefty's losin yur shit over Colbert gettin canceled for good reason .
You claim it is infringin on his Free Speech rights.....
Hey Morons this is settled law as ya'll like to say .
Been many cases in front of the Court .
Decision most always the same ....
Generally speaking, the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution does not apply to private businesses. Employers can restrict an employee's right to free speech in the workplace without infringing on the First Amendment.
So Moronic Ramblings while on the Clock .....
Ya not covered.

8 hours ago

As the drip drip drip of Obamarussiagate continues, who would be the first to clutch their pearls and decry, "It would be a DARK DAY in AMERICA if..."

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