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It's tough being America's dog.

But it's tougher being Earth's sexiest canine as judged by Earth's Sexiest Canine Monthly. The "meet and greet" today was relentless. How many sweaty hands do I have to shake. And the women throw themselves at me like I'm some bimbo. By the way don't give me your number. I can't dial a phone.

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Ask Tom Winning Questions

Congratulations to @junemarie53 and @bek1 . Your questions were chosen for tonight's Ask Tom Shillue and the Panelists.

@Junemarie53 How much money did your parents give you for good report cards when you were a kid?

@bek1 What was your first big break?

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Ask Tom Shillue & the Panelists on GUTFELD this Friday!

That's right Tom Shillue will be hosting Gutfeld! this Friday and we'd like your questions!
Submit your questions below for Tom & the Panelist's on Fridays GUTFELD! below

Don't miss Tom this weekend in Levittown, NY @ the Govenors for his live comedy Show! Tickets: https://www.tomshillue.com/live

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Ask Greg Winning Question

Congratulations to @GGSister3. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.

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What job have you been offered in the past that you know you were not qualified for but you took it anyway?

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16 bonus years. Today marks my 16th year anniversary of surviving what the doctors said should have been a fatal heart attack, through the grace of God, I am still here. 3 major miracles happened that day.

#1 - I was on Loop 820, eastbound at Holiday lane. For those that do not travel this part of the loop, it is always bumper to bumper. I was in the far left lane and at the last possible second, I decided to exit across four lanes of traffic and drive myself to the hospital, there was not a single car behind me. I did not have the "Hollywood" heart attack, no chest pain, no jaw pain, no sickness, just felt that something was wrong.

2,when I walked in the hospital, the nurse could tell I was in serious trouble, she asked for my name and social number, then I hit the floor. They got some oxygen in me and asked for Kim's contact info, they then told me I was having a life threatening heart attack and they were going to try and save my life, I asked them to try hard!. Then they put the mask...

This is embarrassing for women everywhere...

Their stupidity and phoniness makes it harder for the rest of us.
And they all think they can be President.

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