But it's tougher being Earth's sexiest canine as judged by Earth's Sexiest Canine Monthly. The "meet and greet" today was relentless. How many sweaty hands do I have to shake. And the women throw themselves at me like I'm some bimbo. By the way don't give me your number. I can't dial a phone.
For those of you who are interested, the owls have returned to last year’s nest. The neighbors are so thrilled!! I’m being a tad sarcastic. I caught one flying to the window box Thursday evening and then to the tree in the video below. They moved all the fake flowers in the window box to make room for the growing family. No eggs yet. Just prep work.
As for my sarcasm, their daughter had to move out of her room last year due to all the owl noise. Her parents were thrilled to have a new roommate. And once the owls left the nest, they left a very disgusting, smelly mess.
Congratulations to @Fuezie and @KenLeeK. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg.
@Fuezie What’s your favorite sound that brings a smile to your face?
@KenLeeK What is the biggest fib you told as a kid?
Congratulations to @Benzie. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Gutfeld!
@Benzie If you could be on the cover of a magazine what magazine would you choose?
Morning Gutter Gang, Anyone in the mood for a song or two. I seem to fold laundry better with music in the background.
Seeing as between weather and the bride's health, I'm in the house so much these days, so I'm thinking of Madness and "Our House"
BROKE BUSTED DISGUSTED
AGENTS CAN'T BE TRUSTED
Biden the new Franklin Delano Roosevelt as described by a fawning press at the behest of a super agent with her finger on the absent pulse of the candidate, who in stillborn glee gushes, "the most Progressive President in history!" Obviously forgetting (along with everything else) the irony of being for all practical intents and purposes already dead.
His son protected from his White Privilege Profligacy and even launched on a career about BEAUTIFUL THINGS to overcome the perversion and degradation of his Satyr/Succubus Diaries and photo gallery ... nice belly ... appropriate since the rest of him is purely porcine in portraiture ...
... a lot of smoke and squealing. Free from prosecution, scandal; or retribution for what the Hoi Polloi would suffer stoning for. A kind of cultural troubador.
"Smartest man I know," Biden spits at the suggestion his son was the oppressor in the story of his demonic grotesquerie, "a victim, I tell you a victim ...
