You know, every day i post on twitter to promote the GG show, or this site - i am reminded what a sad, torpid, alienating shit-planet that twitter is.
I have written a lot about the reflexes that Twitter engages among humans - and those are the "worst" reflexes. Where nice people must tell you that they hate you, because its not too your face, etc.
anyway, I've nearly cut my tweeting down to nothing but the barest promotions, and i don't care if people are "offended" by getting something for free that they think isn't worthy of their time.
This place is the future.
this is where real people go to act the way they would act, if we were all in the same room.
That should always be the standard: what if we were talking to each other at a bar, called the Gutter? would you say, what you're about to say?
Twitter is the opposite - preying on the basic cowardice of anonymity. Again, i refer to the bio of people who are generally the rudest. They describe themselves as Christians and moral citizens, then they shit on you because no one can call them on it.
The future is here, not there.
No one wants to be around ugliness.
Its funny - i have 1.7 million followers on twitter.
why don't I dump it?
because i have 1.7 million followers.
thats considered a commodity.
it's the biggest ruse ever. The only reason people like me don't
dump out is because we think we're throwing money away.
the mentality is this: my membership is larger than the subscriber base of most mens magazines. i could make more money than a company simply by shilling for shit.
anyway, that's why no one leaves. because you AREN'T the customer.
you ARE the product.
if its free for you to do something, then you're the product.
if someone is charging you - then you're getting a service.
we need to get back to that.
sorry i did a redeye and got back this morning. slept like a beaten dog until 3 pm. exercised. now sitting in front of a fire, drinking a glass of wine listening to a tony allen drum record.
i am anticipating a very rough week ahead. but i have to think like tom shillue, and pretend its an adventure. because it is.
this is the longest i've been away from elena, so thats a strain.
okay off to do other stuff. maybe i'll do a record review.
i will try to stay up and live chat the gg show.
Thanks to everyone who's come out this year! We're looking forward to seeing the rest of y'all in the coming months! Learn more about when and where to See Gutfeld, Perino, Shillue, Joe Machi, Michael Loftus and Jeff Dye! Tickets are still available including Meet & Greet Book signing tickets with Dana Perino in Frisco Texas. The Meet & Greet in Charlotte is sold out.
UPCOMING SHOWS!
Sat, June 6, Frisco, TX (Dallas) Comerica Center
Gutfeld, Shillue AND Michael Loftus and Dana Perino!
Sun, June 7, Charlotte, NC Bojangles Coliseum
Gutfeld, Shillue AND Michael Loftus and Dana Perino!
Sat, Sept 19, Henderson, NV, Lees Family Forum
Gutfeld, Shillue AND Joe Machi
Sun, Sept 20, Clarksville, TN, F&M Bank Arena
Gutfeld, Shillue AND Joe Machi
Sat, Oct 17, Peoria, IL, Peoria Civic Center
Gutfeld, Shillue AND Jeff Dye
Sun, Oct 18, St. Charles, MO, Family Arena
Gutfeld, Shillue AND Jeff Dye
Go to www.GGUTFELD.com/live for tickets!
@Bunny3k can no longer attend the Frisco show and is selling 3 Frisco tickets at face value (no added taxes and fees). She is also generously including her 2 meet and greet tickets with Dana for free. Floor 13, Row G, Seats 2-4.
If you are interested, please tag @Bunny3k below and send her a message.
My kitchen is officially getting a facelift and my temporary cooking situation is giving “camping with chandeliers” energy😜
For the next few weeks, I will be whipping up meals using only a toaster oven, crockpot, and barbecue. Hit me with your best easy meals! One winning recipe will be featured on Sunday Suppers and the lucky chef will score some merch.
🚫And, just to be clear( my most hated phrase), NO takeout suggestions.
The spirit of Uncle Sam is here
Strange—My flag has been flying since I bought this rental propert—Day 1
(Like the new house color?)
Anyway about three weeks ago one of the clasps on the flag pole had been broken off and the flag was flying on one hinge.
Plus it was getting a little raggedy so I took it down folding it up properly, put it in a plastic bag and thought I’ll get to it when I get to it
Well, I never got to it and today as I’m outside looking over my plants and my trees I noticed there’s a brand, new bigger than ever American flag hanging on my pole with brand new twist ties and brand new hardware
I called the guy next-door since he’s a LEO And seems to know everybody and everything that’s going on around here
He had no idea
Whoever it did also placed little tiny American flags in everybody’s front yards in their gardens
I love this country and the spirit of Americans
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I love my neighborhood