This is where GREG picks the questions, Greg answers and you win! Keep an eye out for an email from our team as we’ll need your mailing address to send your gift. Our winners this week are: @Captmarv, @80sguy
@Captmarv ASKS…
I am totally in awe of your writing skills. When did you discover this talent and do you have any particular mentors or muses that inspired you?
GREG: P.J. O'Rourke and Mad Magazine
@80sguy ASKS…
what is your method or process to write monologues everyday and making them so right on point with current trends?
GREG: I wake up and I find a topic that interests me.
Congratulations to @nancyCBr. Your question was chosen for tonight's Ask Greg.
@nancyCBr Which celebrity death, recent or past,, impacted you the most?
Is there a cookie that instantly takes you back to someone special? Spill the crumbs—I want to know what sweet treats live in your memory.
I’ll go first. My parents? Total cookie lovers. . We always had a stash of Pinwheels (those chocolate-covered marshmallow beauties), old-school iced oatmeal cookies, and those ridiculously fun frosted animal cookies that made snack time feel like a party. It was such a treat for us kids to have cookies.
And when the cookie jar ran dry? No problem. I’d play mad kitchen scientist—mixing margarine (yes, the fake butter), sugar, and a little flour until I had a makeshift cookie dough. Desperate times, delicious measures.
Your turn. What cookie takes you there?
Meanwhile.... from a friend in CA
'My local home depot looks more like a homeless camp with a 7ft tall wall of garbage than an actual home depot parking lot' - 'this isn't an exaggeration at all.'
President Trump's post on 'Truth Social' -- 8/1/25 👇
The Russia, Russia, Russia HOAX is now TOTALLY UNDISPUTED! THE FACTS ARE ALL THERE, IN BLACK AND WHITE. It is the biggest scandal in American History. The perpetrators of this CRIME must pay a big price. This can never be allowed to happen in our Country again!
