This is where GREG picks the questions, Greg answers and you win! Keep an eye out for an email from our team as we’ll need your mailing address to send your gift. Our winners this week are: @Captmarv, @80sguy
@Captmarv ASKS…
I am totally in awe of your writing skills. When did you discover this talent and do you have any particular mentors or muses that inspired you?
GREG: P.J. O'Rourke and Mad Magazine
@80sguy ASKS…
what is your method or process to write monologues everyday and making them so right on point with current trends?
GREG: I wake up and I find a topic that interests me.
Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.
@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
Congratulations to @Ted_Prohowich. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@Ted_Prohowich What's your back to school advice?
Congratulations to @Pam_Antosiak. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
What’s the worst impulse purchase you ever made?
Teacher: "There are 4 birds in a tree. 3 of them decide to fly away. How many birds remain in the tree?"
From the class: "1!!!"
One student then says: "All four remain."
Teacher: "And just how do you figure that?"
The lone student: "You said 3 birds DECIDED to leave. That doesn't mean they actually DID."
And that is the best response. To Decide to do something doesn't mean it actually gets done. 😏
Class dismissed.
