We are loving the submissions for the End of Summer Contest – keep em coming (please post in that contest thread). Deadline is this Sunday.
In the mean time we have 3 more winners from the “Ask Greg” Series… @TimRil @Mamalarox @MrsS Keep an eye out for an email from the team for your snail mail address so we can send you a gift.
@TimRil Asks…
What was your first concert on your own (without family)? How and did it affect you for your career ambitions?
GREG: Cramps 1980. The first time I saw a grown man naked.
@Mamalarox Asks…
Two questions, but very similar.
QUESTION ONE: What is one thing you opted not to do, and now regret?
QUESTION TWO: What is one thing you opted not to do, and now are VERY happy you didn't?
GREG: #1. Answering this question.
GREG: #2. Chose not to host fox and friends.
@MrsS Asks….
QUESTION: Do you have any new books in the works?
GREG: Yes. Right now
Congratulations to @NJFLA and @SGKusmertz. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@NJFLA What’s something that instantly tests your willpower?
@SGKusmertz Which of your character traits do you hope to pass on to your next generation?
Congratulations to @IMP85. Your Huli Huli recipe was chosen for tonight’s Sunday Suppers. After a fierce showdown between Imp amd @Arius-Trychus, the sugar won this round. I got the entries down to two and Mark chose the winner. Oh, and it was delicious. Sorry @Arius-Trychus, sweet always talks louder for Mark.
@Imp85, please keep an eye out for an email from a Gutter Team Member.
Thank you to everyone who shared recipes and helped keep my temporary “toaster oven, bbq, and crockpot era” alive. Here’s hoping to the kitchen face look flies by fast.
Congratulations to @ACDC_Guy and @Ted_Prohowich. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the panelists.
@ACDC_Guy What was your first make out song and what grade were you in?
@Ted_Prohowich Tell us about a time someone gave you advice you didn't follow. Was the outcome good, bad, or ugly?
Post your questions below for Greg & the Panelists on GUTFELD Friday!
I stand with the people of Northern Ireland over their Government
The wife though says my views are a bit controversial for public discussion
so.......ERIN GO BRAGH (Ireland Forever)
Dr. Seuss along the Rio Grande.
The sun was quite hot, and the desert was wide,
And I wanted to be on the opposite side!
Between the U.S. and the Mexican sand,
Stood a terribly tall-looking wall on the land.
You can’t simply walk through a gate or a door,
They have cameras and sensors and watchers galore!
They have jeeps that go beep and big lights that go flash,
So you cannot just run, and you cannot just dash.
If you want to cross over and never be caught,
You must use a contraption that cannot be bought!
You won’t need a ladder, you won’t need a rope,
You just need a spoonful of Zizzer-Zaz soap!
First, smear all the soap on the soles of your shoes,
(The green kind of soap, or whatever you choose).
Then call for a Mexican Burrowing Clam,
And feed him a cracker with prickly-pear jam.
The clam will dig down with a shloop and a shwee,
Just as quick and as slick as a clam-digger can be!
You ride on his shell through the underground dirt,
Past the roots of the cacti that poke and that hurt.
Or, if you don't care ...
