We are loving the submissions for the End of Summer Contest – keep em coming (please post in that contest thread). Deadline is this Sunday.
In the mean time we have 3 more winners from the “Ask Greg” Series… @TimRil @Mamalarox @MrsS Keep an eye out for an email from the team for your snail mail address so we can send you a gift.
@TimRil Asks…
What was your first concert on your own (without family)? How and did it affect you for your career ambitions?
GREG: Cramps 1980. The first time I saw a grown man naked.
@Mamalarox Asks…
Two questions, but very similar.
QUESTION ONE: What is one thing you opted not to do, and now regret?
QUESTION TWO: What is one thing you opted not to do, and now are VERY happy you didn't?
GREG: #1. Answering this question.
GREG: #2. Chose not to host fox and friends.
@MrsS Asks….
QUESTION: Do you have any new books in the works?
GREG: Yes. Right now
It's not even Thanksgiving and we're already thinking about gifts and Holiday Sales... WELL... here's a thought....how about surprising a loved one with Tickets to GUTFELD Live! Tickets are now on sale for the Entire Tour 2026 tour including our last show of 2025 in Atlantic city Nov 22! There are still VIP tickets available at most of the shows, but they won't last - so if you're looking to enhance your experience or a loved ones grab 'em while you can.
Go to www.ggutfeld.com/live for ticket info. and we REALLY hope to see you there!
FULL TOUR LINE UP!
Sat, Nov 22, Atlantic City, Ocean Casino (Surprise Guest Kat Timpf! )
Sat, Feb 28, Westbury, NY, Flagstar @Westbury Music Fair (almost sold out)
Sat, April 11, Duluth, GA, -Gas South Arena
Sun, April 12, Huntsville, AL, Propst Arena
Sat, May 2, Nampa, ID, Ford Idaho Center
Sun. May 3, Independence, MO, Cable Dahmer Arena
Sat, June 6, Frisco, TX (Dallas) Comerica Center
Sun, June 7, Charlotte, NC Bojangles Coliseum
Sat, Sept 19, ...
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.
Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in.
The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.
Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity".
The Angel thanks Dolly and asks Her Majesty the same question.
The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, and drinks it down. Then, pees into a toilet and pulls the lever.
The Angel says, "ok, your Majesty, you may go in".
Dolly is outraged and asked,"What was that all about, I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She pees into a toilet and she gets in! Would you explain that to me"?
"Sorry Dolly, says the Angel, but even in Heaven A Royal Flush ...
Gumply moaning, friends. I greet you well.
Well, it's rained, rained and rained some more for the past 36 hours solid. The forecast is for more rain, and then some more after that.
It's man-made climate change, obviously. See what happens when you put your empty milk cartons in the rubbish bin instead of the recycling bin?
Flood alerts everywhere, and the "green" people are having a field day - "I told you the Earth would come to an end if we didn't add an extra £50 green energy tax to electric bills."
Other voices have pointed out that -
a) It's November. It's what happens in November; and
b) Almost all the flood alerts are coming from areas where housing has been built on natural flood plain.
Why you should never build on flood plain is neatly contained within the words "flood plain".
I wonder nobody spotted the clue.
