We’ve got a whole slew of winners for the ASK GREG Contest which we will be posting… And be warned, many are answered in true Greg fashion “short” 😊 The winners will be contacted via email where we will ask for your mailing address to redeem your prize.
The First Several Questions selected and then answered are by @Cat-head who had a twofer and then @loismroz Congrats!
@Cat-head Asks...
QUESTION 1: If you weren’t doing this (fantastic talk show host/comedian/author) as your profession what would your 2nd choice be?
GREG: President of the US.
@Cat-head Asks...
QUESTION 2: Who is/was your favorite cartoon character and why?
GREG: Old guy at the end of every Scooby Doo episode who turns out to be the villain.
@loismroz Asks...
QUESTION 3: Greg will your wife ever be on your show?
GREG: No
Congratulations to @jennybadger2 and @nancyCBr. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Kat and the Panelists.
@jennybadger2 What is your favorite memory from your childhood?
@nancyCBr What first world problem bothers you the most?
I feel sick. We just got notice that the city is going to sell off, through sealed bid, the 3 acres of forest by our house where the deer live.
I'm probably going to lose my deer family. 😫
And I'm wondering why the bid is sealed. The only reason that comes to mind is someone on City Council already has a deal lined up with a developer. 😕
Ok one more but not mine. This one was told to me and worth sharing.
Two Alligators were sunning in the swamp shallows. One was much larger than the other. The little one said I don’t get it. We are the same age. We grew up together. How are you so much bigger?? The larger gator thought for a minute and asked —well, what are you eating? And the little one replied same as you, lawyers and politicians from the Courthouse over there. So the larger gator says how do you catch ‘em? And his little companion replied —I crawl up to the parking lot and get underneath a Lexus and I wait. When they come to unlock the car door I grab their leg and shake the crap out of them. Aha said big gator. That’s the answer. You are not getting enough nutrition because once you shake the crap out of lawyers and politicians, all that’s left is a butthole and a briefcase! 💼
