We’ve got a whole slew of winners for the ASK GREG Contest which we will be posting… And be warned, many are answered in true Greg fashion “short” 😊 The winners will be contacted via email where we will ask for your mailing address to redeem your prize.
The First Several Questions selected and then answered are by @Cat-head who had a twofer and then @loismroz Congrats!
@Cat-head Asks...
QUESTION 1: If you weren’t doing this (fantastic talk show host/comedian/author) as your profession what would your 2nd choice be?
GREG: President of the US.
@Cat-head Asks...
QUESTION 2: Who is/was your favorite cartoon character and why?
GREG: Old guy at the end of every Scooby Doo episode who turns out to be the villain.
@loismroz Asks...
QUESTION 3: Greg will your wife ever be on your show?
GREG: No
Congratulations to @bek1 Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@bek1 What is your "go-to" music for a romantic encounter?
Congratulations to @steve-allen. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@Steve-allen. What movie would you have been a great actor in ?
Congratulations to @APalm and @derrickhhurd. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists. Well, that was fun. We got a chorus.
@apalm As a kid, what luxury item did you dream about buying some day?
@derrickhhurd What is the last thing you would be willing to give up if you had to?
The Mallards are having breakfast in my yard's water, the beavers were out and about last night and the Great Blue Heron visits just about every morning.
I heard a couple bull frog croaks mixed in with the peepers last night.
Just waiting to see the wood ducks.
Spring has sprung.
Morning!
I am thankful for all the positives in my life. Praying for the safety of the good people in the Middle East.
Midweek Madness
ROBERT DUCHEMIN SR
MAR 11
Help Wanted:
A developed country in the Middle East that remains governed by 7th century Muslim ideology is looking for a new leader. The ideal candidate will be a sociopath of limited intelligence who has no empathy for his fellow man. The successful applicant should be prepared to live underground for several years at a time. Overwhelming hatred for Christians and Jews is a plus. Women need not apply.
We offer excellent benefits but no retirement plan because nobody in this position will live until retirement age.
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The Iranian government informed their National women’s soccer team that players’ family members would be tortured and killed if they failed to return to Iran. This left only five who could seek asylum in Australia without causing the death of any family members. Of course, it is likely that any players returning to Iran will be summarily executed along with all of their...
I grew up on Champagne Music. Every Saturday night = 'The Lawrence Welk Show' was on our TV
An Iconic Musical Life Remembrance -
Lawrence Welk (March 11, 1903 – May 17, 1992) was an American musician, accordionist, bandleader, and television impresario, who hosted The Lawrence Welk Show from 1955 to 1982. His style came to be known to his large number of radio, television, and live-performance fans (and critics) as "champagne music".
In 1996, Welk was ranked #43 on TV Guide's 50 Greatest TV Stars of All Time.
