We’ve got a whole slew of winners for the ASK GREG Contest which we will be posting… And be warned, many are answered in true Greg fashion “short” 😊 The winners will be contacted via email where we will ask for your mailing address to redeem your prize.
The First Several Questions selected and then answered are by @Cat-head who had a twofer and then @loismroz Congrats!
@Cat-head Asks...
QUESTION 1: If you weren’t doing this (fantastic talk show host/comedian/author) as your profession what would your 2nd choice be?
GREG: President of the US.
@Cat-head Asks...
QUESTION 2: Who is/was your favorite cartoon character and why?
GREG: Old guy at the end of every Scooby Doo episode who turns out to be the villain.
@loismroz Asks...
QUESTION 3: Greg will your wife ever be on your show?
GREG: No
Congratulations @Big_un. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists!
@Big_un What is the most difficult lesson you learned after moving out of your parent’s house?
My daughter and I took a guided bike tour, a group of 13, out into the countryside. We stopped at a family farm. The wooden shoe presentation was very entertaining.
John and the Mob Boss
John was serving as a jury member in a high-profile gangster trial. The mob boss's underlings approached John with threats and a bribe:
"There's no way a death sentence will be passed. At worst, it'll be a life sentence." Shaken, John agrees. The trial proceeds, and the jury is sequestered. Hours turn into days, then a week...
Finally, the jury returns with their decision:
"Life imprisonment."
The gang members are thrilled. The boss grins at John, and as his men hand John $10,000, they praise him, "Great job, you've truly earned this. But what took so long? Was it tough to persuade the others?"
John sighs and says...
"You wouldn't believe it! Right from the start, they were all set on acquittal. It was a nightmare convincing them for a life imprisonment!"
Mornin
