We’ve got a whole slew of winners for the ASK GREG Contest which we will be posting… And be warned, many are answered in true Greg fashion “short” 😊 The winners will be contacted via email where we will ask for your mailing address to redeem your prize.
The First Several Questions selected and then answered are by @Cat-head who had a twofer and then @loismroz Congrats!
@Cat-head Asks...
QUESTION 1: If you weren’t doing this (fantastic talk show host/comedian/author) as your profession what would your 2nd choice be?
GREG: President of the US.
@Cat-head Asks...
QUESTION 2: Who is/was your favorite cartoon character and why?
GREG: Old guy at the end of every Scooby Doo episode who turns out to be the villain.
@loismroz Asks...
QUESTION 3: Greg will your wife ever be on your show?
GREG: No
Good afternoon to you all, my dear American cousins.
Well... on Monday Her Indoors told me that we were going camping as I had no treatments scheduled for this week.
Camping! says I, much surprised.
"Yes," she replied. "We're going to Clippesby Hall tomorrow morning. Now isn't that a nice surprise?"
Now isn't that a nice surprise? had the same air as when a Mafia capo invites somebody whose numbers don't add up to take a drive in the countryside.
"But all those pills and potions I have to take!" I protested.
"You can take them as well in a tent as you can at home," she insisted.
And indeed. All I've seen on the world for weeks has been home and the hospital. Or the hospital and home. A change would be nice.
Loading up the car and setting up the tent would be beyond me, though. "And I'm not letting you - with all the dexterity of a three-legged baby elephant - put up my precious new tent."
Her Indoors smiled. "Your mates are coming to load up the car, and I've paid extra for ...
I have to comment on the Biden hearing the other day. The Dems walking out the other day just proves that party is more important than country. Regardless of who is in the White House, what took place with Biden should never be allowed to happen again. Get real you assholes. He wasn’t in charge and we all know it. What the hell is wrong with those people?
