probably the best thing about working at FNC, is once every 3 years or so - Dana swears on TV. its amazing. its like being an ornithologist and spotting a rare bird. or finding a rare coin on the street. makes my day.
Monday was a pretty dreary day. the weekend sucked (sick relatives), and the weather sucked, and just a gloomy day. who knew that Dana would save the day by saying "Shit" so casually. (if you haven't seen it scroll down - andrew captured it)
Taped The Great Christmas Showdown at Fox and this weekend I’ll be with Greg in Atlantic City
Congratulations to @heavyO. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@heavyO What show do you dislike, but will watch with your significant other?
It's not even Thanksgiving and we're already thinking about gifts and Holiday Sales... WELL... here's a thought....how about surprising a loved one with Tickets to GUTFELD Live! Tickets are now on sale for the Entire Tour 2026 tour including our last show of 2025 in Atlantic city Nov 22! There are still VIP tickets available at most of the shows, but they won't last - so if you're looking to enhance your experience or a loved ones grab 'em while you can.
Go to www.ggutfeld.com/live for ticket info. and we REALLY hope to see you there!
FULL TOUR LINE UP!
Sat, Nov 22, Atlantic City, Ocean Casino (Surprise Guest Kat Timpf! )
Sat, Feb 28, Westbury, NY, Flagstar @Westbury Music Fair (almost sold out)
Sat, April 11, Duluth, GA, -Gas South Arena
Sun, April 12, Huntsville, AL, Propst Arena
Sat, May 2, Nampa, ID, Ford Idaho Center
Sun. May 3, Independence, MO, Cable Dahmer Arena
Sat, June 6, Frisco, TX (Dallas) Comerica Center
Sun, June 7, Charlotte, NC Bojangles Coliseum
Sat, Sept 19, ...
Texas hunting rules
A Californian and an Texan were deer hunting in the brush of south Texas when an illegal alien runs across a clearing. The Texan takes careful aim, shoots and kills him. "You can't do that!" cried the Californian.
"It's legal here in Texas" replies the Texan.
Later that night the Californian goes to town to buy some beer from Walmart. He puts the beer on the roof of his truck, and while he's making room behind the seat, an illegal alien runs by, grabs the beer, and runs away. The Californian draws his pistol, shoots, and kills him.
As he is retrieving his beer the police come and arrest him. "But I thought it was legal to shoot illegal aliens here in Texas!" protests the Californian.
"Well, yeah," says the cop, "but you can't use bait."
Mornin
Hola from beautiful, blue, sunny, warm Malaga 🇪🇸
Part I
5 pics
#3 bullfighting ring: Plaza de toros de La Malagueta
#5 ferry to Morocco
Lady: do you drink beer?
Me: yes.
Lady: how many per day?
Me: 3.
Lady: how much do you pay per beer?
Me: $5 each including tip.
Lady: how long have you been drinking?
Me: about 20 years.
Lady: 3 beers a day equates to $450 per month or $5,400 per year. In 20 years, that's $108,000.
Me: sounds correct.
Lady: did you know that if you put that money into a savings account, that after interest, you would have had enough money to buy a plane?
Me: do you drink beer?
Lady: no.
Me: where's your fucking plane?
