Saturdays are for soaking and slaying

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Best love song ever.

A man is driving a van full of penguins and is pulled over by a cop...
“Sir,” says the policeman. “Are you aware that there are penguins in your van?”

“Yep,” says the man. “They’re my penguins. They belong to me.”

The policeman looks at the man in disbelief and then back at the penguins, who noot at him.

“Sir, I’m afraid this is unacceptable. I need you to take them to a zoo immediately.”

The man replies, “I’ll take them right away,” and drives off.

The next day, the police officer sees the same exact van driving by and to his astonishment, it is still full of penguins! He pulls the man over again, and notices that he and the penguins are all wearing sunglasses, sunscreen, and Hawaiian shirts.

The officer gapes at him and says, “Sir, I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!”

“Yes, I did,” the man replies. “And today I’m taking them to the beach.”
Mornin

Fuckin retard friend (Dugan) offed himself. Not the news I wanted to hear from Jimmy’s mother.

Jimmy was the first to off himself about 10 years ago.

Loretta never recouped from her lose.

Now another selfish asshole friend.

Maybe it’s best to not know me. 🖕 🤦‍♂️