i always hated people who would right emails that have a title like "happy friday." because for me, it's just another day.
and it's my hardest day! My happy friday doesn't end until i finish my two shows.
which are going to be awesome today! (HAPPY FRIDAY!)
I wrote a fiery monologue for the GG show. and we've got a delightful skit starring K.Timpf and Gene Nelson.
we also have Brian Kilmeade and the very funny Joe Devito.
I HOPE BRIAN BRINGS HIS BACKPACK!!
The Five will include the return of fanmail friday.
which i always enjoy! Its funny watching people struggle with it.
and as typical for a friday, I'll do a live chat on my long slog home in traffic, probably around 6:15 or so.
i just ordered my chinese food.
i am the most predictable person alive.
Congratulations to @heavyO and @chitchatjf. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@heavyO Have you ever gone to a high school reunion?
@chitchatjf Which movie would you most like to see remade with YOU playing the main character?
Congratulations to @SGKusmertz. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists
In a crisis, are you the go to person, or do you fall apart?
@apalm It's gourd to be famous. Andrew you can explain your creation.
A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms, and a pen.
She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment. Do you have health insurance? she asked.
He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"
He replied, "No money in the bank."
"Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the irritated nun.
He said, "I only have a spinster sister and she is a nun."
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
"Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."
Mornin
Was watchin the Whitehouse Briefing yesterday ...
The CBS bimbo kept tryin to push a gotcha question on Karoline about the Whitehouse renovations and Pres. Trumps right to do them...
Her question , which wasnt a question....
"So the president has the right to just demolish any building in DC he wants...
The Whitehouse , The Jefferson Memorial , he can just tear them down ...
Karoline cut her off and moved on .
How freakin stupid of a question...
Why would Trump want to tear down any memorial in DC ....
And when was that ever mentioned...
Thats the lefts game , tearin down statues
I thought Bari Weiss was gettin CBS straightened out ...
The Bimbo needs to go.
