i always hated people who would right emails that have a title like "happy friday." because for me, it's just another day.
and it's my hardest day! My happy friday doesn't end until i finish my two shows.
which are going to be awesome today! (HAPPY FRIDAY!)
I wrote a fiery monologue for the GG show. and we've got a delightful skit starring K.Timpf and Gene Nelson.
we also have Brian Kilmeade and the very funny Joe Devito.
I HOPE BRIAN BRINGS HIS BACKPACK!!
The Five will include the return of fanmail friday.
which i always enjoy! Its funny watching people struggle with it.
and as typical for a friday, I'll do a live chat on my long slog home in traffic, probably around 6:15 or so.
i just ordered my chinese food.
i am the most predictable person alive.
Is there a cookie that instantly takes you back to someone special? Spill the crumbs—I want to know what sweet treats live in your memory.
I’ll go first. My parents? Total cookie lovers. . We always had a stash of Pinwheels (those chocolate-covered marshmallow beauties), old-school iced oatmeal cookies, and those ridiculously fun frosted animal cookies that made snack time feel like a party. It was such a treat for us kids to have cookies.
And when the cookie jar ran dry? No problem. I’d play mad kitchen scientist—mixing margarine (yes, the fake butter), sugar, and a little flour until I had a makeshift cookie dough. Desperate times, delicious measures.
Your turn. What cookie takes you there?
Meanwhile.... from a friend in CA
'My local home depot looks more like a homeless camp with a 7ft tall wall of garbage than an actual home depot parking lot' - 'this isn't an exaggeration at all.'
President Trump's post on 'Truth Social' -- 8/1/25 👇
The Russia, Russia, Russia HOAX is now TOTALLY UNDISPUTED! THE FACTS ARE ALL THERE, IN BLACK AND WHITE. It is the biggest scandal in American History. The perpetrators of this CRIME must pay a big price. This can never be allowed to happen in our Country again!