i always hated people who would right emails that have a title like "happy friday." because for me, it's just another day.
and it's my hardest day! My happy friday doesn't end until i finish my two shows.
which are going to be awesome today! (HAPPY FRIDAY!)
I wrote a fiery monologue for the GG show. and we've got a delightful skit starring K.Timpf and Gene Nelson.
we also have Brian Kilmeade and the very funny Joe Devito.
I HOPE BRIAN BRINGS HIS BACKPACK!!
The Five will include the return of fanmail friday.
which i always enjoy! Its funny watching people struggle with it.
and as typical for a friday, I'll do a live chat on my long slog home in traffic, probably around 6:15 or so.
i just ordered my chinese food.
i am the most predictable person alive.
Congratulations to @heavyO. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists
What TV game show would you be really good at?
Congratulations to @Missmommapanda. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@Missmommapanda Thinking back to your childhood: were you a ‘truth’ kid or a ‘dare’ kid - and what’s the funniest or most unforgettable moment you can actually share with us today?
We are so grateful to have found The Gutter and to be part of a place where we can meet wonderful people and feel a real sense of community. We truly have so much to be thankful for, and today we love to celebrate that together.
Please share your Thanksgiving moments with us—what you’re thankful for, what made you smile, or the simple joys that made today special.
As for me, I’m thankful that my family is healthy and happy, that the kids have their homes and their jobs, and that I can pause during the day to notice something in nature I don’t see every day…..flock of starlings murmuring around our refinery.
Those little moments mean everything.
Happy Thanksgiving from my heart to yours.
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In MN we have ICE - Immigration Customs Enforcement.
We also have FROST - Find Remaining Outlaw Somali Terrists.
Watch out for the SNOW PLOW - Somali Now On Welfare, Permanently Living On Welfare.
Fortunately we have the SHOVEL - Swedes Helping Out Volumes Exemplifies Labor.
Sometimes even the governor has to say
BRRR - Bring Rapid Response Reservists.
And pass that ICICLE law now.
ICICLE -Insist Current Immigrant Citizens Learn English.