sitting in the van. looks like trump just started. which means we're going to take him.
then when he's finished because we are super -fair and balanced, we gotta take biden as well.
so maybe you get some of the five, or maybe you get none of the five.
either way, i'll be sitting in a van drinking gatorade.
Mark requested a yule log cake so I reached out to my gutter family. 90% of you responded with “buy one“….Which I appreciate. However, a few Gutter souls delivered. Congratulations to @Kimmiesee for her Yule Log salted caramel filling recipe.. so good so good(I used Cook’s Illustrated sponge cake recipe but used Kim’s filling). Also, congratulations to @jennybadger2 for her jellyrole recipe. Mark asked me to do one with jam and here it is. I will be making this one for Mark‘s 64th birthday on February 10- because LOVE.
Thank you everyone else for sending me their recipes. I will be definitely using @MarkLawson buttercream frosting and if I ever find white chocolate pudding mix, I will try @Mmmril Sandra Lee recipe.
Please keep an eye out for an email from a Gutter team member @Kimmiesee and @jennybadger2.
Mark has officially put in a request for a Yule log.
Calling all bakers—does anyone have a TRULY foolproof recipe? And I mean foolproof-foolproof. 😅
I’ll ...
From typed thoughts to televised glory, congratulations to @APalm for taking the #1 spot! @heavyo grabs second and, lastly, @Missmommapanda rounds out the podium in third.
HUGE thank you to everyone who participated Ask Greg! for making the show even more wildly entertaining! Truly, couldn't do it without you. Can't wait to see what chaos-brilliance 2026 brings.
Finally, a very special shout out to @Ted_Prohowich who tackled the task of creating the attached spreadsheet tracking all the Ask Greg! winning questions that made it to the airwaves. A true public service. Please click on the attached file for all questions asked on air and tally totals.
Winners-keep an eye out for an email from a Gutter team member.
Monday Morning Funnies . . . It’s MTG’s retirement day!
🤨 How many critics of President Trump’s apprehension of Maduro, like the Clooneys, would love to do the same to Benjamin Netanyahu? 😠
👻 Ku Klux Democrats: After Maduro's Fall, It's Shrill White Libs Women Versus Patriotic Venezuelans. This Will Not End Well. https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/01/05/after-maduros-fall-its-shrill-white-libs-women-versus-patriotic-venezuelans-this-will-not-end-well-n2668879
Pro-Palestinian Groups Slam U.S. Action in Venezuela https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/01/04/imperialist-aggression-pro-palestinian-groups-lash-out-over-u-s-action-in-venezuela-call-for-resistance/
