i ordered a friggen salad.
and i have NO wine in the apartment.
this might be the worst situation i can imagine.
(looks at updated story on Toobin)
no, never mind.
Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.
@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
1) me: "you need a bath, Badtz. you iz janky. "🐧 : "🤬 you!"
2) "ok, then we'll do this the hard way. i'll come and get you in an hour. down you go!" 🐧 : "NOOO! ok ok ok ok!"
3) me: "good boy." 🐧 "🤬 you!"
4) "now that wasn't so bad was it?" 🐧 "🤬 you!" me: we'll go dry off on the beach chairs now." 🐧 "ok."
