on a good monologue idea for tomorrow?
so much stuff out there.
did anyone see the story about the SF school board demanding all the schools change their names, as part of their reopening? that's crazy.
i also very consumed by the coming violence with this is election. it seems like law enforcement, and government are like, "yeah, its coming, but there's nothing we can do about it."
well you can enforce the law. for a start.
But i pay my taxes (50 percent of my income), and in return, my government won't protect me. I lived in the NYC area of 4 blocks that got hit hardest by the looting. And basically, i'm to expect next month to be not just looting, but worse. like total destruction. This is no way to live.
and we can't defend ourselves either.
as you can tell i'm at my wits end.
Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.
@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
"If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
"Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Six."
"Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
"Seven!"
"Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
"Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
mornin
