Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.
@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
Mark wore his Jesse Watters/Brian Kilmead shirt to Tommy Bahama's happy hour, and apparently he was dressed for bipartisan diplomacy! 😂 We got compliments from conservatives, gay conservatives and liberal gays, including some who loved it but suggested adding Rachel Maddow to the lineup. Now THAT would be a shirt worth fighting over. Rachael Maddow is the best!
Congratulations to @bek1. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@bek1 Who would you love (or hate) to go on a cross-country car trip with?
A married lady goes to her doctor for her annual checkup and everything is good. In her conversation at the end of all the tests and examination with the doctor she expressed a concern about her husband.
"As you know I raise champion golden retrievers and one evening I was making thier food. I had a big pot on the stove simmering and my husband came home and got big a ladel full and ate it. I told him it was for the dogs but he said it was delicious and insisted that is what he wanted for dinner that night. Well I make the dogs food every week and every time I make a new batch my husband eats it for dinner. I'm concerned about him eating the dogs food."
The doctor proceeded to ask her what was in the dog's food and how it was prepared. After she describes in detail the ingredients and the preparation the doctor final says "I don't think there is anything that can hurt him. I wouldn't encourage him to eat it but it sounds safe enough to eat.
A year goes by and the woman goes back to the doctor ...
