tonight i'm hitting the sack early because i have a flight so early i think i am getting up before i actually go to bed.
(curious: do you like super early flights over others? i do. as much as i hate getting up, there's something about early flights that make me feel important! and its fun to drink airplane coffee for some reason - makes me feel like i'm in a movie)
so i won't be live chatting the awesome show tonight (as much as i want to).
and tonights show is sooooooo good. even i was able to make 2 or 3 non cringeworthy jokes (as i get older, i realize my goals are getting more realistic).
i'll be in Austin tomorrow - maybe some of you will be there.
i won't be there long, and from what i can tell, i can't really even go anywhere to eat etc. the rules for traveling from texas to NY are really stringent. so i can't really go to bars etc. but i'll wave to you from the stage. I wanted to eat Chic fila but they're closed on sundays (god love em)
just a note -- and this is directed not at all of you, but a few.
I didn't just leave Twitter behind, i also left my Ggutfeld website behind - because it became overwhelmed not just with trolls, but people who were fed up or angry or just disliked my different hosts or guest. it's not worth naming who they are, because I don't listen. you can't like everyone. But at one point my GG website was overrun with thousands of messages about one person. and I couldn't read other messages because of that. That's one reason why i am here.
this place -- the gutter - is meant to be positive.
if you don't like juan or kat or tyrus or dagan - fine -- express it somewhere else, but not here.
i don't have any rules here, except for rejecting flippant negativity.
we are all doing are best.
the desire to be negative is natural -- god knows - i am the biggest offender.
i am a hypocrite. I can be negative all the time, and i have an outlet.
you folks dont. So i understand TOTALLY the frustration you feel when watching a show. in fact, when you see me on the Five, you can see the frustration in my face at times!
but i say this all the time: conflict makes me a better host. imagine how boring i would be if i wasn't tested every day. i would be like don lemon or chris cuomo - vacuous vessels who've not worked their intellectual muscles in years.
so i ask that when your'e here - its entirely natural to not like Joe Blow, or Jane Doe - but realize I am trying to escape that. And that's why i'm here.
having said that, i'm glad you're here with me!
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A clip of this was posted yesterday...it is videos of two guys walking up to subsidized childcare in Minnesota, run by Somali's, where there are ZERO children present...and there are a bunch of them, Hundreds of these businesses getting millions of dollars that do NOTHING.
Here is the Democratic Machine in a nutshell.
This was how USAID money was spent, except it wasn't all Somali's and it was overseas and harder to check.
At least some of these fraudsters are going to jail...but somebody in the State Government needs to go to jail as well. And for the love of God Minnesota, this shit will only end if you throw the Democrats out of office for a couple of decades. You went from an 18 billion surplus to a 3 billion shortfall.
This has been a really long day. This morning, December 26th, my second mom, Jimmie Dominic Webb, who was 91 and has been a part of my life since 1965 when I was 5, finally left her body for heaven after over a week of hospice. I am so happy for her because I sincerely believe heaven is a real place and I believe she's not only out of pain but is now back with her husband, Gene, of almost 70 years and her daughter, my friend Debbie. We lost them both in 2019. I believe that in heaven, based on some Near Death Experiences and passages in the Bible, that people get a new, perfect body and mind. People who die and come back reporting seeing their loved ones looking like they're in their late 20s and being perfectly healthy. So I believe Jimmie is back with her husband Gene, looking close to how they did in this picture. I really hope they're having time with my parents, who they were best friends with. Also, my son Zack is there, so I also believe he and Jimmie are joking around like they ...
