thanks for hanging out with me last night. i realize things were sluggish - but i think it's because the system was overwhelmed. i had to try a different approach to get back on, but it worked out well. next time it'll be the VP debate, which is a week from today, i believe!
and i think i finally bought a car. a used Defender (i don't believe there's any other kind)
very excited - this is the first car i've purchased in 18 years.
Congratulations to @APalm, @Pam_Antosiak, @RockNRollHS. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s.Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@APalm Who's a celebrity that is universally considered attractive, but they just don't do it for you?
@Pam_Antosiak At your current level of professional success, do you still have a five year plan? And if you do, where do you want to be in five years?
@RockNRollHS What is it that annoys you the most these days?
Taped The Great Christmas Showdown at Fox and this weekend I’ll be with Greg in Atlantic City
Tough to be Irish
"What's your name?", asked the teacher.
"Mohammad," he replied.
"You're in Ireland now," replied the teacher, "So from now on you will be known as Mike.
" Mohammad returned home after school.
"How was your day, Mohammad?", his mother asked.
"My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland and now my name is Mike”.
"Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!"
And his mother beat the shit out of him. Then she called his father, who beat the shit out of him again.
The next day Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all of his fresh bruises.
"What happened to you, Mike?", she asked.
"Well shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two fucking Arabs."
Mornin
@Patriotcat
Lunch dessert 😋
Would have been one more, but the chocolate soft serve machine is broken 😬
