thanks for hanging out with me last night. i realize things were sluggish - but i think it's because the system was overwhelmed. i had to try a different approach to get back on, but it worked out well. next time it'll be the VP debate, which is a week from today, i believe!
and i think i finally bought a car. a used Defender (i don't believe there's any other kind)
very excited - this is the first car i've purchased in 18 years.
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@frenchi. what is something weird that you recommend everyone trying at least once?
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@steve-Allen Who was your first Celebrity Crush?
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@Fuezie What's one everyday thing that totally stresses you out and how do you deal with it...?
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An early start to Funday
No church for us
So a couple of jokes and some memes.
I parked my car outside Capital Hill. "Sir, you can't park here," said a cop. "This is where our politicians work."
"Don't worry, I've locked it."
Whats the difference between a politician and a hooker?
A hooker will stop fucking you once you run out of money.(ok, you've seen this one before...but it never gets old)