in the old days, back at redeye - the viewers would send me intro's for my guests. a lot of them are great.
"he could kill you with his eyebrow, Mike Baker..."
"she's so hot you could fry an egg on her face," etc.
i would love to see how well you do.
you know every week we have Kat and Tyrus - so you can try intro's on them.
but by tuesday i will have the other guest names.
but the key - is to think of an intro the way you would introduce a boxer or wrestler. it has a rythm and bombast and simplicity.
"she's five foot two and will never poo, " its...kathy whatsherface."
Hey everyone, summer is peaking now and had to get away for some RnR and attended the Baseball Circus--aka Cosmic Takeover Tour in Reno NV...not my cup of tea but the families with kids enjoyed it...chaos on top of chaos
Look who's coming to Clarksville, TN and Las Vegas next month joining Gutfeld, Tom Shillue & Joe Machi! Don't miss out!
https://ggutfeld.com/live/gutfeld-live-clarksville-tn/
https://ggutfeld.com/live/gutfeld-live-henderson-nv/
Congratulations to @steve-allen and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@Steve-allen What pet did you always want but never got ?
@Wilbner What food have you "overdosed" on many years ago, and refuse to eat now?
Happy 38th Anniversary to my husband, Mark! ❤️
38 years of love, laughter, and him bringing home a LIFE-SIZE CHEWBACCA while I’m saying, “We absolutely do NOT need that!” 😂
And somehow… I’d still choose you all over again. ❤️
