in the old days, back at redeye - the viewers would send me intro's for my guests. a lot of them are great.
"he could kill you with his eyebrow, Mike Baker..."
"she's so hot you could fry an egg on her face," etc.
i would love to see how well you do.
you know every week we have Kat and Tyrus - so you can try intro's on them.
but by tuesday i will have the other guest names.
but the key - is to think of an intro the way you would introduce a boxer or wrestler. it has a rythm and bombast and simplicity.
"she's five foot two and will never poo, " its...kathy whatsherface."
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