in the old days, back at redeye - the viewers would send me intro's for my guests. a lot of them are great.
"he could kill you with his eyebrow, Mike Baker..."
"she's so hot you could fry an egg on her face," etc.
i would love to see how well you do.
you know every week we have Kat and Tyrus - so you can try intro's on them.
but by tuesday i will have the other guest names.
but the key - is to think of an intro the way you would introduce a boxer or wrestler. it has a rythm and bombast and simplicity.
"she's five foot two and will never poo, " its...kathy whatsherface."
For those of you who are interested, the owls have returned to last year’s nest. The neighbors are so thrilled!! I’m being a tad sarcastic. I caught one flying to the window box Thursday evening and then to the tree in the video below. They moved all the fake flowers in the window box to make room for the growing family. No eggs yet. Just prep work.
As for my sarcasm, their daughter had to move out of her room last year due to all the owl noise. Her parents were thrilled to have a new roommate. And once the owls left the nest, they left a very disgusting, smelly mess.
Congratulations to @Fuezie and @KenLeeK. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg.
@Fuezie What’s your favorite sound that brings a smile to your face?
@KenLeeK What is the biggest fib you told as a kid?
Congratulations to @Benzie. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Gutfeld!
@Benzie If you could be on the cover of a magazine what magazine would you choose?
An Olympic (& American) History Bit:
THIS DAY IN HISTORY: On February 22, 1980, the U.S. Olympic hockey team defeated the heavily favored Soviet Union team 4-3 in the Winter Olympics in Lake Placid, N.Y., in a shocking upset remembered as the "Miracle on Ice."
@johnconner2046 is still helping DOGE and they love having a manly man there to help with non-computer related items. He's got his tool belt on and has been running maintanence on some of the offices they are working in.
Also he has been entertaining them with some "tool" humor jokes....
Some guy told me I was a tool
So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend
My wife sometimes calls me a sex machine
Well, her exact words were "fucking tool" but I knew what she meant.
Saw a guy in the power tool department at Home Depot who looked a lot like Elvis.
Returned A Sander.
And now some memes...First one is for Pam Bondi...release the Kraken
