in the old days, back at redeye - the viewers would send me intro's for my guests. a lot of them are great.
"he could kill you with his eyebrow, Mike Baker..."
"she's so hot you could fry an egg on her face," etc.
i would love to see how well you do.
you know every week we have Kat and Tyrus - so you can try intro's on them.
but by tuesday i will have the other guest names.
but the key - is to think of an intro the way you would introduce a boxer or wrestler. it has a rythm and bombast and simplicity.
"she's five foot two and will never poo, " its...kathy whatsherface."
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25. Miriam and Sheldon Adelson
24. Walter Williams
23. JD Vance
22. Matt Walsh
21. Bill O’Reilly
20. Ron DeSantis
19. Elon Musk
18. Glenn Beck
17. Pat Buchanan
16. Samuel Alito
15. Ted Cruz
14. Victor Davis Hanson
13. The Koch Family
12. Ben Shapiro
11. Sean Hannity
10. Rupert Murdoch
9. Franklin Graham
8. Clarence Thomas
7. Charles Krauthammer
6. Thomas Sowell
And now, without any further ado, the crème de la crème of conservatism:
5. Andrew Breitbart
4. Roger Ailes
3. Donald Trump
2. Antonin Scalia
1. Rush Limbaugh
Why He Is #1 on the List: Because he’s Rush freaking Limbaugh.
