in the old days, back at redeye - the viewers would send me intro's for my guests. a lot of them are great.
"he could kill you with his eyebrow, Mike Baker..."
"she's so hot you could fry an egg on her face," etc.
i would love to see how well you do.
you know every week we have Kat and Tyrus - so you can try intro's on them.
but by tuesday i will have the other guest names.
but the key - is to think of an intro the way you would introduce a boxer or wrestler. it has a rythm and bombast and simplicity.
"she's five foot two and will never poo, " its...kathy whatsherface."
Mark dragged down his Chewbacca from upstairs and wore his favorite mask for Halloween. No negativity surprisingly…. ! He did, however, pay a visit to the liberal house next door and repeatedly yelled, “You’re fired! You’re fired! You’re fired!” I think they actually enjoyed it.
Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
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Fun facts about today
1620: Forty-one male passengers aboard the Mayflower sign the Mayflower Compact before going ashore at Cape Cod, setting up a self-governing body under majority rule.
1831: Nat Turner is hanged in Jerusalem, Va., for leading a slave rebellion that killed dozens of white residents.
1889: Washington becomes the 42nd state.
1918: World War I fighting ends at 11 a.m. under the armistice signed earlier that morning in a railroad car in Compiègne, France.
1921: President Warren Harding dedicates the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier at Arlington National Cemetery.
1940: The Armistice Day Blizzard strikes the upper Midwest without warning, killing about 150 people, many of them duck hunters caught out on the water.
1954: The nation observes Veterans Day for the first time, after Congress renamed Armistice Day to honor veterans of every war.
1965: Rhodesia's white-minority government declares independence from Britain.
1966: NASA launches Gemini 12, the final Gemini mission. Buzz...
This goes under God sends you joy when you least expect.
Yesterday I stopped at a local restaurant where my niece works to drop of my grandmothers old fashioned grinder. When coming out I hear it’s the librarian and one of my sweet grade schoolers came running over to hug me followed by her little sister and even her cousin. Made my day that they were so excited to see me.
Joy comes at those moments when you least expect it but when you need it the most.
