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September 27, 2020

about to walk over to the van. now we're told trump is going to do a news conference at 5pm. which means i'll be working on sunday, at 5pm, but also not working at 5 pm. he rarely starts on time, so maybe i'll get one segment in. but then i have to sit in a windowless van for an hour anyway. the upside; i didn't drive into NYC to do the show - precisely because of this....i am not complaining!

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He replied, "No money in the bank."

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