The fiend who derailed a train yesterday, could've seriously injured or killed dozens. He'd been previously arrested for criminal mischief but released without bail. notice this trend? luckily it didn't disturb Don Lemon's meal.
https://nypost.com/2020/09/20/suspected-subway-saboteur-charged-for-causing-train-derailment-cops/
Congratulations to @heavyO and @chitchatjf. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@heavyO Have you ever gone to a high school reunion?
@chitchatjf Which movie would you most like to see remade with YOU playing the main character?
Congratulations to @SGKusmertz. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists
In a crisis, are you the go to person, or do you fall apart?
@apalm It's gourd to be famous. Andrew you can explain your creation.
A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms, and a pen.
She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment. Do you have health insurance? she asked.
He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"
He replied, "No money in the bank."
"Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the irritated nun.
He said, "I only have a spinster sister and she is a nun."
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
"Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."
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